I will catch Seinfeld at some point. I did see parts of episodes. I know the characters and I caught the soup Nazi in action once.
As for Megan, even if someone thinks she's not stunning, she's still not anywhere near crackhead hideous. I grew up in a bleak crime ridden neighborhood. I know what a crackhead looks like. Megan ain't it!
If you want to see hideous, you should have seen me up at 3 a.m. Preordering my Apple Watch. I'd been up all night trying to decide between the Blue Sport or the SS BSB until the last possible minute. I was quite a sight in old t-shirt and jammy pants and messy hair, with glazed tired eyes and crazed look on my face.
Just don't feed me after midnight: