Wow, Microsoft is getting desperate these days:
- No one uses bing.....what do we do? I know, let's bribe them with Bing Rewards.
- Still no one is using it, what do we do, let's offer them Swagbucks to get them to sign up for Bing Rewards.
- No one will buy a Windows phone, what do we do? Let's make a mobile version of Microsoft Office and put it on Windows Phone only.
- No one is using the mobile version of Microsoft Office, they are using Google Docs instead, which is driving them away from the desktop version of Office, what do we do? We will make Microsoft Office available on iOS and Android, but require them to buy Office 365.
- Still no one is using the mobile version....let's make a basic version free and offer more features if they pay for Office 365.
- Still no one is buying Windows phones, let's create a competitor to Siri and Google Assistant (name varies by phone) called Cortana.
- Still no one is buying Windows phones or using Bing! Let's bring Cortana to iOS and Android, that should fix it.
- No one is upgrading to Windows 8 because of the lack of a Start Menu, let's give them 8.1 and put a Start Menu that just brings up the Start Screen, that will fix it.
- Still no one is buying Windows 8, ok we'll put a real Start Menu back into Windows 10 AND we'll give Windows 10 away for free to anyone using Windows 7 or newer, at least for the first year, after that we go back to selling licenses to anyone that didn't upgrade during the first year. This should force rapid adoption of Windows 10.
Seriously Microsoft, how long before you give up? Really, either make a quality product that people want or throw the towel in.