I'm don't know much about this stuff but Googling I discovered that Apple bought PA Semi for $250 million,so maybe that's where their going with this claim.
I'm don't know much about this stuff but Googling I discovered that Apple bought PA Semi for $250 million,so maybe that's where their going with this claim.
"Microsoft ad"- FAIL!![]()
QUOTE- "Reports of my hardware are greatly exagerrated!"
Good one - you've redeemed yourself for the string of silly posts!
Ha,but there's still people who think Microsoft will stop the rot with their ads and they won't,they'll make themselves A World Of Trouble!!
And there you go and blow it by falling back into crazy talk.
You're obviously better and smarter than this nonsense - don't listen to the "other voices", stay with the outside personality.
And there you go and blow it by falling back into crazy talk.
You're obviously better and smarter than this nonsense - don't listen to the "other voices", stay with the outside personality.
Bill: It's gotta be about something
Jerry: Nothing, it's about NOTHING.
What did you do today?
Bill: I went to the shoe store....
Jerry: There's a commercial, right there.
Bill: Then, why would we be watching it.
Jerry: Because it's on TV.
Bill: Not YET, it isn't ........ (holy vista, they actually aired it....)
Now, who can we find to play Susan?
QUOTE- "Reports of my hardware are greatly exagerrated!"
Sorry, childish I know, but I couldn't help myself here...
Cue PC & Mac standing at a tall meeting table with a bowl of Apples on
Mac
Hello I'm a mac.
PC (standing in Gates Conquistador shoes)
and I'm a PC.
Mac
Say, PC, I just saw your new commercial, nice shoes.
PC (Proud)
Yes, we've finally managed to produce something that is virus-free and just works.
Mac
Shoes?
PC
These aren't just shoes, these are Microsoft Conquistador 2008 Ultimate shoes.
Mac
Oh?
PC
With these shoes you can go anywhere, think "where do you want to go to today?" and these shoes you can get there.
NO need for an internet connection, you don't even need a computer.
Mac
But what about Vista?
PC
Well we hoped users would get the message, you see Atari showed us that the desert is the best place for redundant software and well, we hoped people might get the hint with the Mojave project.
PC
But with these babies...
(PC starts stomping during which the laces start to fall out)
...you can can go anywhere,do anything.
(PC Stands still realising he has no laces left)
PC
Of course, there might still be some compatibility issues, people with different feet configurations and all... ...we'll have them sorted in the first service pack.
PC, looking deflated, picks up an Apple fom the bowl, takes a bite and starts to walk off set...
PC
Say, these are delicious.
Cut to Apple logo.
Sadie.
Sorry, childish I know, but I couldn't help myself here...
Cue PC & Mac standing at a tall meeting table with a bowl of Apples on
Mac
Hello I'm a mac.
PC (standing in Gates Conquistador shoes)
and I'm a PC.
Mac
Say, PC, I just saw your new commercial, nice shoes.
PC (Proud)
Yes, we've finally managed to produce something that is virus-free and just works.
Mac
Shoes?
PC
These aren't just shoes, these are Microsoft Conquistador 2008 Ultimate shoes.
Mac
Oh?
PC
With these shoes you can go anywhere, think "where do you want to go to today?" and these shoes you can get there.
NO need for an internet connection, you don't even need a computer.
Mac
But what about Vista?
PC
Well we hoped users would get the message, you see Atari showed us that the desert is the best place for redundant software and well, we hoped people might get the hint with the Mojave project.
PC
But with these babies...
(PC starts stomping during which the laces start to fall out)
...you can can go anywhere,do anything.
(PC Stands still realising he has no laces left)
PC
Of course, there might still be some compatibility issues, people with different feet configurations and all... ...we'll have them sorted in the first service pack.
PC, looking deflated, picks up an Apple fom the bowl, takes a bite and starts to walk off set...
PC
Say, these are delicious.
Cut to Apple logo.
Sadie.
It's a shaggy dog story the whole thing is a lead-up to Bill Gates saying, 'Let them eat cake!'
the new microsofy ad is pretty impressive and is obvious in what it's trying to say.
In fact they make the apple ads look quote childish, immature and even a little offensive.
Care to explain what they are trying to say? The make no sense whatsoever to me. What do corndogs have to do with Windows being delicious??
Hardly!![]()
Interesting points!I like the iPhone and MacsMicrosoft doesn't make computers.
Besides that, what do you mean?
a) that the MS-players, being the underdog, says that PCs with windows installed is the underdog?
b) That Macs have crappy audio quality?
c) that Macs have extremely bugridden software?
d) that when looking at the two show that Apple's stuff isn't catering to the lowest common denominator?
e) that Macs are way more crippled than PCs, having less working features?
f) that macs tend to go backwards in featuresets, even with such basic features as Disk Mode?
g) that, assuming we include phones, Apple's computers are seriously handicapped and no more than a fashion statement?
h) that Apple computer's have a lousy build quality?
i) that "stuff" from Apple computers is so tied in and proprietary that one has to be willing to hang your independence on the coat rack, and be content with not being able to do what you want, but rather only do what Steve Jobs and Co want you to?
Yes, except for A, you really do have a point.