Dell.
Cheapest feeling crap in the world - enough said.
Microsoft.
World's lamest operating system. Ever. Enough said.
Safeway.
Hires the lamest employees on Earth. Every single Safeway, less the ones in California have the slowest checkers on the planet and no self serve checkout. I was at Staples buying a CD binder today and I needed a few things at the grocery store. A Safeway was right next door and I didn't go in.
Best Buy.
Ditto. It took me a half-hour to buy a shuffle for a gift one day. First the kid had to find the cabinet keys. Then he asked me three effing times if I wanted a warranty. Then the register was locked and he couldn't find the dude with the keys. Then he walked me over to the computer area. They couldn't ring it up for some reason, so he had to escort me to freaking returns. No lie. 30 minutes. I almost imploded.
Blockbuster.
What can I say?
MBNA
I auto pay my business line of credit with these morons every month. I had a $2 hike that I forgot to punch in last month and the collections department at MBNA called me to ask me if I'd like to settle the account and why I was overdue. Settle the account? I've had the account for four years and never been late or overdue once and this chick calls me up and lectures me over two effing dollars. I wonder how much it cost them to get the two bucks out of me.
Bank of America.
I have a line of credit with these bozos, too. One client forgot to auto pay their account one month (a big client) and I was on vacation using my debit card to my heart's delight. The money is always there. Now, admitted, I should have peeked at my balance, but there was a computer glitch and my business checking accoutn went $1,000 overdrawn...$700 of which was overdraft fees. Now first, why in the eff would you let someone keep buying meals, rent cars and buy things when they were overdrawn? Secondly I had to srgue with them for weeks to show them they had screwed up. Seven hundred effing dollars in overdraft fees - I can't imagine what would happen to some poor schmuck without overdraft protection. Like it cost them $700 dollars...
Lacie.
Loudest POS external drive in the known universe. Mine sounds like an old-fashioned manual ice cream maker we had when I was a kid.
There, I was a good boy and explained my hatred.
