Hmmm didn't Constantine the Great (first Roman emperor to profess Christianity and make it the official religion of the empire for those who might not know) get baptized on his deathbed? Nice way to wash everything at once!It’s all fine and good to rush a priest to your bedside as you take you last few breaths. But what happens if a piano falls on your head? I usually do preemptive penance so I have a nice cushion should the unexpected happen! A few thousand lashes with a barbed whip builds up some decent credit these days....