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The big E man is nothing but a super computer with a strong UK accent that is able to reply to idiots and smarts alike with a strong sense of power

he is able to ban and post at the same time while talking to people with PC problems making bank for his next Apple purchase. He has numerous threads dedicated to him because realistically it cost a steep $25,000
dollars to build him.

He has a whole hard drive designed specifically for macrumors and all those damn iPod video threads that always start nowhere and end no where. baH!

The L is a figment of you imagination who is extremely sarcastic who is able to give a helping hand while slapping annoying newbies in the face at the same time. He roams the MR community like a over protective father who steps in and isn't afraid to hold back when something needs to be done.

When you place the two in a thread together you get utter chaos because both are unable to work together yet they need to in order to function properly. The simple connection creates a thread that that not only spans 10 to 20 pages but full of random and pointless posts, much like this, and leads to a large bottle neck on E's hard drive and causes the closure of the thread and the ban of the last idiot to say... "who cares"
 
Phat_Pat said:
He has numerous threads dedicated to him because realistically it cost a steep $25,000 dollars to build him.

If you could build an AI that good for $25,000, there would be a lot more AIs running around.
 
PlaceofDis said:
haha, we will never know, unless jsw wants to be a detective again

i posted a LOT in that thread too.
Ah, memories. :)

I just saw this thread (I was out-of-country when it started). As to whether e and Lacero are the same... well, no, I don't think so. The only person I know of who posts under two identities is vniow/wdlove. But of course, that's pretty obvious.

Also, Mr. Anderson is the only known post-bot. I think everyone else is human, although there were persistent rumors of some dolphins, as yet unconfirmed.

I'll look into it.
 
jsw said:
Also, Mr. Anderson is the only known post-bot. I think everyone else is human, although there were persistent rumors of some dolphins, as yet unconfirmed.

I'll look into it.
Dolphins :confused:

I though they were chimpanzees, although they just may be early-/pre-teens -- really hard to tell.
 
Sun Baked said:
Dolphins :confused:

I though they were chimpanzees, although they just may be early-/pre-teens -- really hard to tell.
The chimps use PCs. Apparently, it's due to the difficulty in finding an infinite number of Macs to type on. PCs, though... well, Dell gave them a deal.
 
jsw said:
Ah, memories. :)

I just saw this thread (I was out-of-country when it started). As to whether e and Lacero are the same... well, no, I don't think so. The only person I know of who posts under two identities is vniow/wdlove. But of course, that's pretty obvious.

Also, Mr. Anderson is the only known post-bot. I think everyone else is human, although there were persistent rumors of some dolphins, as yet unconfirmed.

I'll look into it.

Mr. Anderson is a post-bot and vniow and wdlove are the same person? :confused: I know nothing....
 
efoto said:
Mr. Anderson is a post-bot and vniow and wdlove are the same person? :confused: I know nothing....
I wouldn't worry about it. Sometimes it's more enjoyable if you don't know the deep dark secrets.

*** shudders ***
 
jsw said:
I wouldn't worry about it. Sometimes it's more enjoyable if you don't know the deep dark secrets.

*** shudders ***

Fair enough, I like surprises from time to time so I'll just let this one rest.
 
Bah, silly fools. This is nothing more than the Flying Spaghetti Monster having some fun. Everyone knows the FSM is really just influencing Mr. Anderson, edesignuk, and Lacero with His Noodly Appendage so that He may screw with people's heads.

Or the aliens did it. Y'know, the ones that built the pyramids and shot JFK and stuff.
 
And now edesignuk and dietcokevanilla have their respective avatars alternating between each other and conspiratorially similar profiles. Mystery, Intrigue, and MacRumors...never a dull moment. Contributers/Gods have all the fun... :p
 
Mechcozmo said:
.....Everyone knows the FSM is really just influencing Mr. Anderson, edesignuk, and Lacero with His Noodly Appendage so that He may screw with people's heads.....

WTH??! I hope that's not contagious.

I thought emw and jsw were the same person for the longest time.
 
Whyren said:
And now edesignuk and dietcokevanilla have their respective avatars alternating between each other and conspiratorially similar profiles. Mystery, Intrigue, and MacRumors...never a dull moment. Contributers/Gods have all the fun... :p
Whatever do you mean?

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Whyren said:
And now edesignuk and dietcokevanilla have their respective avatars alternating between each other and conspiratorially similar profiles. Mystery, Intrigue, and MacRumors...never a dull moment. Contributers/Gods have all the fun... :p
Whatever do you mean?

dogeyes.gif
 
MacDawg said:
I still think they are

Woof, Woof – Dawg
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Hey, when I put on my glasses, you're supposed to think I'm an entirely different person! It worked for Superman.... :(
 
MacDawg said:
But his were really big and thick.

Woof, Woof – Dawg
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Oh... well, off to the optometrist! They always get suspicious when I buy frames with no prescription, but, hey, those big thick glasses are probably just sitting there collecting dust, so they'll probably be happy to sell them.
 
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