Whilst you're completely entitled to come on here & post what you have I really do not & never will understand the need to post such negativity about a product you never wanted or didn't really give much of a chance to at the start, you can disagree with me all you like but it just comes across as someone else who wants to bash the watch because they don't like it. Some of your reasons for disliking it are incredibly poor in my eyes. What purpose this thread has served I don't know, you'll say it's to give people who are undecided your take on the watch but one persons opinion cannot reflect how someone else may feel about it until if & when they decide to give it a go themselves, it's really that sort of product...
You can and never will please everyone. As you stated we're all entitled to our opinions and that's what being critical and fair is all about. You're just taking this too personally.
I didn't like the watch. In a nutshell, I think it's useless to the majority of us and rather ugly. The one instance where I do believe it works well is for a user who stated they use it to remind them of their medication. In those applications, I think it could be rather good but everything is is very gimmicky.
However, this is my view and giving my view is my right and has a rightful place in this forum.
If I were researching on an Apple Watch, I'd find both good and bad reviews useful to me. I always worry a tad when I find nothing negative on a gadget. There's ALWAYS something.
I'll look forward to reviewing the next version of the Apple Watch when it arrives. Perhaps that version will be better.
In the meantime, don't be so narrow-minded and accept just because this is an Apple forum, we're not ALL going to love what we see.
ETA. I'm still waiting for my 6s