My relationship with the Apple Watch has finally come to an end.
After 7 days of keeping it on my wrist, the frustration has worn through and I simply don't get the point of it and the watch is back in the box, reset back to factory settings, ready to be given away....
I'll go through it point by point:
- It's slow. OMG it's SLOW! It's not silky smooth, reboots take so long and updates took hours. Even installing a basic app is painful.
- The only useful app I found was my banking app, but it took so long to open and retrieve my balance, it was quicker to grab my phone and open the app on my iPhone.
- The simple act of looking at the watch for the time requires a tap or movement. There's no simple glance at my wrist for the date and time which I do often with my traditional watches.
- The apps are incredibly fiddly to use. The digital crown is not easy to use (perhaps I'm cack-handed), but in my office (full of developers), I'm not alone in these thoughts.
- I found the strap very grim. It didn't allow my skin to breathe so it became sweaty which I hate. A leather strap or steel strap would be miles better but unless I was going to keep it, I don't plan to invest €100's in a strap.
- Following on nicely from this is fitness. This I thought was going to be the winning formula for an Apple Watch, but no. Both Runkeeper and Strava (which I pay for), require me to have my iPhone with me along with the watch. What's the point?! I don't like running with a watch but I figured if I could wear it without carrying my phone, great. I might as well just wear my HR chest strap. It's just as accurate and pairs with my phone beautifully. The iPhone also gives me GPS, steps and everything the AW gives me.
- Additionally, music. Spotify don't have an app for it and I see why. Even if I could use the watch as a standalone item, I still need a pair of bluetooth headphones. Utterly horrific to run with as they weight a lot and are usually quite bulky. Fine for sitting down but again, I've spent a small fortune (over $500 on a pair of Shure earbuds), so why would I want to buy a pair of bluetooth headphones is another reason to avoid the Apple watch.
- Notifications are the next point. I appreciate the tips given to me, but if I remove the notifications, what's the point it? I can't really read message on the Watch and I certainly can't reply. I might as well just pick up my phone.
- Taking calls next. I felt like a complete berk talking into the phone like Dick Tracey. It worked reasonably well in the car but it was definitely hard to listen in. Plus, I have a fully integrated bluetooth system with my car so I don't see the point. Why listen through a tinny speaker when I have a 5.1 surround system built into my car? I don't get it. I suppose it works if you don't have this, but isn't that illegal?
- Next there's the battery. I found myself having to charge the watch at work all the time. Twice a day was the norm which got annoying. Constantly having to carry the charger around and if it's not on my wrist, again, what's the point? It becomes like my phone on the table, albeit with a longer battery life and much more powerful.
- I guess this leads me to my final point. I don't actually see why we need this. Steve Jobs always said Apple should dictate what we need, but the Apple Watch doesn't actually do anything new and frankly, I don't think Steve Jobs would have ever endorsed it. (JMHO).
I won't lie and say I was that keen on the Apple Watch from the start, but this has really set my views in stone and the Apple Watch receives a personal thumbs down from me.
I know this is my own personal opinion and others love it, which is great; But ask yourself, why do you really need an Apple Watch? What does it bring to your life that you never had before and how does it make life easier for you?
Once the hype ends, I don't see Apple Watch sticking around for wrong. I may probably end up eating my own words but in its current incarnation, its nothing more than a status symbol and gadget.
On the upside, my bro-in-law is going to love his Christmas present and he's going to think I'm in insanely generous.
🙂
Now I just need to wait until October 9th for my iPhone 6S.....I can't wait!