My drunk friend slept and peed with my iphone in his pocket!

[sushi]

Did your friend have a dream about a new energy source?

Seriously, get a new iPhone via Apple for $199. Your friend, if he really is, should readily pay for the replacement.

 

[Knowlege Bomb]

keep nagging him to pay for a new one and after a week or two if he wont ,break his phone but if it is a r tard phone then sue him and the lawyer fees will drag on so then the best thing to do if he wont pay for it after nagging him u go get it replaced for 199.

or u could tell his mommy
and (not to be offensive) if ur a women sleep with him or vice versa even if ur gay sleep with him (once again no offense)
or if u have connections in the mob quote "leave the gun take the canolies

Best advice EVAR.

 

[-aggie-]

Best advice EVAR.

I'm going to assume you're being sarcastic.

 

[nicollealexis]

you got yourself an ipeed

OMG this whole story is too funny- i'm sorry but you need to make him pay for it! And iPeed- classic

 

[nicollealexis]

... Can you salvage the information off of it? Or is all of that fried too? Ay yay yay.

 

[Knowlege Bomb]

I'm going to assume you're being sarcastic.

I try not to use it too often but I couldn't resist this time 'round.

... Can you salvage the information off of it? Or is all of that fried too? Ay yay yay.

I think a vessel just burst in my eye.

 

[colinl927]

this happened to me

haha i cant have nice things.. ive managed to keep a mac book for 8 yrs, but the first day i got an iphone i pissed myself with it in my pocket.... the first ****ing day and i havent ever pissed myself drunk... wtf! hopefully rice does the trick...

 

[GoCubsGo]

haha i cant have nice things.. ive managed to keep a mac book for 8 yrs, but the first day i got an iphone i pissed myself with it in my pocket.... the first ****ing day and i havent ever pissed myself drunk... wtf! hopefully rice does the trick...

It's alive!

 

[jbachandouris]

This story is why I don't drink...EVER. I do enough stupid things sober, I don't need any more help making mistakes.

 

[Kyotoma]

This story is why I don't drink...EVER. I do enough stupid things sober, I don't need any more help making mistakes.

Oh come on. You have to live a little if you want to be happy! That said, there are ways to go about it a lot smarter than what's been posted here. For instance: Don't drink around your phone. Period. It leads to drunk texts, one night stands and in some cases peed on iPhones.

 

[EngageWithRage]

Damn he pulled an R Kelly on yoour iPhone? I would make that bast@rD buy me a new one.

 

[Leonard1818]

So what's wrong?

The screen is tinted yellow?

What?

Just make sure you shake it a couple of times after using it

 

[migdaddy]

ahahaha what an awesome thread.

 

[thekev]

Someone actually necroed this?

 

[Peters33]

sell this for big money on Ebay as the first iPeed prototype

And pee on your friends cellphone to return the favor

 

[Interstella5555]

This story is why I don't drink...EVER. I do enough stupid things sober, I don't need any more help making mistakes.

That's like saying you never drive in a car because you heard someone without a seatbelt got killed when they hit a tree. Both situations involve stupid people that don't know what they're doing. I've been drinking for 13 years and have never pissed myself while drinking. I mean, it's not quite on the same level as reviving a 2 year old thread to tell people you pissed on yourself, but if you've never drank you really don't know what you're talking about.