I clocked the battery life of my iBook today. Below are the disgusting results: 98% to 8% = 27:59 minutes. 28 MINUTES! I was cheated. How is a laptop that lasts for less than thirty minutes when it's unplugged a "mobile platform"? It isn't. It's garbage. Just like mine. God, I'm depressed. What the hell should I do? My first thought: hurl this piece of junk right out the window, where it would make a satisfying crash on the asphalt.