maybe she's just worried you'll wet the bed.
Not so much what it does (I'd have thought the clue lies in the words mattress and protector) but more to the point that Mom is trying to tell you that, well,I've fitted it, but wtf does it do?
Maybe she was just tired of seeing the results of your happy endings.
You just got avril lavigne stuck in my head. Thanks.![]()
Avril always gives me a happy ending!![]()
and that is exactly why a mattress protector is needed!
I don't have a source for this but I've been told the human body sweats, or releases roughly a cup of sweat per night. Between that and skin cells and such its probably wise to keep something there to protect your matress.
Some fluids easily soak through ordinary sheetsI thought that's what bedsheets were for.
You obviously went through too many of these...
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I'm wondering if the two kids on the picture knew what they were posing for.
It's like there's a church on the south end of town with a big sign outside with a photo of a woman and a caption that reads, "I Regret My Abortion". Though many feel it would be more accurate to read "I Regret Posing For Stock Photography".I'm wondering if the two kids on the picture knew what they were posing for.
I thought that's what bedsheets were for.
They look a little too old to be wetting the bed.
They look a little too old to be wetting the bed.
It could be said I still do at 38 (only with different fluidsI wet the bed until I was fifteen.![]()