My Mom just bought me a matress protector.

[instaxgirl]

Mom is trying to tell you that, well,
"Keniff, you're a big boy now, and while laying the new mattress we discovered your little crusty rag… so before you go ruining our brand new mattress investment, we'd rather you sleep on this."
Oh, the embarrassment.

Actually made me laugh.

 

[RawBert]

My Mom just bought me a matress protector
I've fitted it, but wtf does it do?

Oh my God! You are one funny mofo!