Mystery train ejaculator has come to justice.

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by obeygiant, Apr 12, 2015.

  1. obeygiant macrumors 68040

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    I guess he had it coming...
     
  2. rhett7660 macrumors G4

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    Wow...... yeah that is pretty much all I have on this!
     
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    That really is disgusting. They should de-ball him.
     
  5. Zellio macrumors 65816

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    What a relief!
    Finally, the famous mystery train ejaculator was caught!

    At last I don't have to be afraid to be ejaculated on, when riding the Tokyo tube.
     
  7. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Well his tube was filled and it was packed in on that train.
     
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    So sayeth MacNut.
     
  9. rei101 macrumors 6502a

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    I wonder how that article ended here in Macrumors and what is the relevance of it. To come here to a techforum to post something so low...

    obeygiant, you really need to stay away from the internet and check yourself, posting that sort of crap is evidence that you are desperate looking for attention because you are so lonely.
     
  10. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Ehh, there are plenty if not every article in the community section that has nothing to do with tech or Apple. Why is this one so offensive to you? And why the need to comment on something that you find so repulsive.
     
  11. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    One might say your reply is a cry for attention. Well...is it?
     
  12. obeygiant thread starter macrumors 68040

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    I wouldn't say I'm looking for attention, but I am trying to spice up the current events section and add a few clicks here and there for the good of MacRumors.

    Let me refer you to another recent thread: Woman poops in Kmart checkout :D Threads like this are often hot spots for hilarious puns.
     
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    I got a kick out of your thread. It was a gross story, but i still laughed :)
     
  14. Meister Suspended

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    You don't visit PRSI much, do you? ;)
     
  15. redAPPLE macrumors 68030

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    I don't think anyone would, but something tells me the great ejaculator didn't ask.
     
  17. whooleytoo macrumors 603

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    Was he arrested? Or just held and then discharged.....
     
  18. MacNut macrumors Core

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    I don't think he will get off that easily.
     
  19. wubsylol macrumors regular

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    Arriving late in a thread like this means all the good puns have already been taken
     
  20. obeygiant thread starter macrumors 68040

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    Oh, Come on!
     
  21. D.T. macrumors 603

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    I bet he was hard to apprehend.

    Now that he's been arrested, I hope the courts don't go soft on him.
     
  22. FieldingMellish Suspended

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    He guy demonstrated, too literally and too often, that he was full of spunk.
     
  23. yg17, Apr 18, 2015
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    Better to come late than to come early. Or not at all.
     
  24. turtle777 macrumors 6502a

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    With that name, what else would you do in your spare time ?

    -t
     

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