Not THAT sword. Get your mind outta the gutter. Could this be a prelude to yet another genital mutilation story?
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&e=3&u=/ap/20050302/ap_on_fe_st/naked_manNORTH LIBERTY, Iowa - A man threatened his neighbors with a sword after they complained about him being naked in his front yard, police said. Curtis D. Rarick, 44, was charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon.