Naked Man Threatens Neighbors With Sword

[mactastic]

I could care less about public nudity. Brandishing a weapon in public is a different matter though. I'm always a little concerned about practicing weapon forms outdoors, even though indoors is a little impractical what with my 8' ceilings...

Of course where I live now I could practically walk outside naked with a beer and a shotgun and no one would notice.

 

[Mechcozmo]

And Soylent Green is people.

And Willy Wonka gives Charley the Chocolate Factory.
And in Space Balls, they blow up SpaceBall 1.
And I can't remember any more movies right now.

 

[Lord Blackadder]

Don't forget point-ed sticks.

Of course, maybe we need to know how to defend ourselves against someone armed with fresh fruit before we move on to advanced subject matter like point-ed sticks.

That was Eric Idle's best line for me; The best version of that sketch is the one from the "And Now for Something Completely Different" movie.


"What if he's got a bunch?"

"Shut up!"

"What if he's got a point-ed stick?"

"Shut Up"

<Laughs hysterically, frightening co-workers>

 

[PickledSquirrel]

*sigh* my neighbourhood seems booooring.

-Squirrel

 

[DickArmAndHarT]

What was he thinkgin

Everyone knows you cant sit naked with a sword..you have to wear whitey tightys and swing around nunchucks