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I watched my daughter being born.
I watched my mother die.
I was born without a father.
I've been to every state in America, and 65 countries around the world.
I've tried every illegal drug known to man, but never been addicted to one.
I've been in love and been loved.
I cried when I saw the northern lights.
I've been to Iceland in July when it's 24 Hrs of daylight, then went back in December to 24 Hrs of darkness!
I've had a number 1 record in 5 countries.
I've had 7 dogs, 2 cats, 2 african grey parrots, and a monkey, 13 tropical fish and a rabbit.
I've swam with Dolphins.
I caught my best friend and girlfriend in bed together.
I've driven a 16 ton truck around europe.
I've had my nose broken 3 times.
I made a list on an internet forum.
 
1. Slapped a Deer in the face.
2. Moved Internationally three times.
3. Invited into the Centurion Program(I'm 20)
4. Got kicked out of the ball pit in IKEA. Three months ago.
5. I can speak Finnish
 
I was born without a father.
I've been in love and been loved.
I caught my best friend and girlfriend in bed together.
I made a list on an internet forum.
Done them :) (and I am sure that 99% have done 2 of those :p)
 
I lived almost 20 years without kissing a girl.
I hate my life.


edit:
to clarify, i have yet to receive/give a kiss, im just a few weeks short of 20.
 
1.) I'm a swimmer.
2.) I'm in the Top 50 Nationally Ranked Swimmers in 4 events for my age group.
3.) I'm in the Top 30 fastest open times of the NJ zone for this past season.
4.) I will be training with Michael Phelps at Meadowbrook in North Baltimore in June.

Enough of the swimming stuff :rolleyes:.

4.) I speak fluent Polish.
5.) While flying on a parasail, the line broke, and I had to swim back towards shore -dragging a huge parachute behind me.
6.) I own an ITG2 Dedicated Cabinet in my basement.
7.) I've ridden Kingda Ka, the world's fastest and tallest roller coaster, hundreds of times, thanks to living close to 6FGA and having connections.
8.) Same applies for El Toro, Nitro, Bizarro (formerly Medusa), etc.
9.) Drank out of a baby bottle until I was, like, 8?
10.) Put a slip-n-slide on top of a 10m Diving Platform, and slid off of it headfirst.
11.) I replied to this thread while eating firecrackers (the buzz is setting in now lol) and drinking Gatorade Fierce.

byeee
 
- Sharing a bit of lunch and a conversation with Halldór Ásgrímsson - then the Prime Minister of Iceland - back on a trip to Iceland back in 2006.

- On the same trip, hurling my breakfast in the lobby area of the Westminster Blue Tube station. :eek: Guess better than hurling in Westminster Abbey!!!!!

- Being invited to the VIP reviewing area back in JHS for the 1972 Inaugural reviewing stand for the Inaugural Parade.

- Nearly getting into words with Sarah Jesica Parker for her pushing me from behind at Vincent's (?) BBQ in NYC. LOL

- Some things that a gentleman does not kiss and tell about. :)
 
--Had a hole in one when I was 14 (200 yard par 3 with a 3-wood)

There's more but that's all I can think of right now
 
Chundles, you could not be more right, I came to a point where I personally bought fly tape and brought it to school and stuck it on the wall where we sat, in a day, it was black full of flies.

Back to topic.

-Drew a penis on a complete random persons bag

- Make commentary of the boy in striped pajamas, while I was in the cinema, very loud. (eg. *guy gets kicked to death by a nazi*'WHAT AN ASS HOLE', *movie finishes with the boy getting killed*'How depressing!')

- Forgot my name for about 40 seconds.

That's right, I can be an ass.

They censor on macrumors now? WHY!
 
--Bought $45,000 worth of Google stock (100 shares) in one feel swoop as a college student--my first stock purchase.

--Drive from one cost of Japan to the other every weekend and see two oceans--literally--I wake up with the sea of Japan literally outside my apartment window on Friday morning, and on Friday night I fall asleep with the Seto Inland Sea literally outside my window
 
--I also got wasted on a Monday morning at 11 AM on my 21st birthday...and proceeded to go to class for the rest of the day with my other drunk friend, and forced one of my teachers to give me a high five after giving me my homework back...also ended up having a friend and a random grad student from the bar also join us wasted in class, and my friend puked all over the table

we somehow got away with this
 
Well... I do not feel good saying this because is very personal but...

I have kiss Sarah Michelle Gellar and I believe it was beautiful, simple and she deserves all the best. It was back in 1997.
 
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