Got to be Billy Connoly, Jasper Carrott and Jeremy Hotz. Connoly and Carrott because they are master story tellers, and Hotz because his delivery is amazing 
There was a big (fat) guy in the 90s who used to joke about his weight. He told about going to a Chinese Buffet and getting yelled at: "why you no eat vegetable fat boy?!" and "you go home now, you be here four hour!" He also went on about being on an airplane as a big guy, and being threatened to be thrown off the plane. He threatened to "take you all down" by jumping up and down on the plane. Anyone remember him?
We saw him on his tour last year very, very funny....Jimmy Carr
Uh, trying to get ready to attack the fort!Not one person has said George Carlin yet. WTF is wrong with you people?!?!
Sam Kinison. Probably doing stand up in Heaven.
I would like to add to the list, Bill Cosby. He is a class act.
With Bill, his humor is clean and it makes you think a bit to get his humor.I saw Bill Cosby on TV a few months back. He was Leno's guest. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time and the thing is that his comedy was always clean and uplifting. Something you don't see much of anymore.
Steve Ballmer.
I've recently been watching some Bill Hicks,...
My favourite three (in order of preference) are
Dara O'Briain - Awesome Irish comedian, very down to earth.
Jack Dee - Sarcasm personified. Represents my particular sense of humour
Dylan Moran - Another Irish comedian, dry and sarcastic too. Fantastic! Loved him in the TV Series 'Black Books'
I watched the Comedy Store last night on TV, and there was an Australian guy who had a prosthetic foot, I can't for the life of me remember his name, but I was crying with laughter.![]()