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My all-time favorite comic is George Carlin! Mostly his 90's-current work, though.

Other favorites I love:
-David Cross (close #2)
-Sarah Silverman
-Janeane Garafalo
-Chris Rock
-Steven Wright
-Jerry Seinfeld

There are others, but those are my tops.
 
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