Nasty finds in food

[MacBook-Gal]

I think that I'm gonna quit eating after seeing this thread!

My brother once bit into a roll that had a grasshopper imbedded in it.

 

[wvuwhat]

My girlfriend picked out a jar of pickles (I hate pickles) at WalMart. I know, I know, but I'm in college and it's the only gig going. Anyway, there was a dead fly that you could see through the jar. We gave the jar to the 3 toothed WalMart employee that couldn't have cared less. I shop downtown here in Morgantown at the natural food store now.

 

[Mitthrawnuruodo]

Dude! you need to clean your fridge more often.

The rest of the fridge is/was just fine... (ok, so some carrots down in the veg tray sometimes gets a little wrinkly, but) that bowl was some left over dessert that I put a dinner plate as a lid on, and then left for the next day...

Now, as you understand, it didn't just stand 'till the next day, but on the other hand it didn't stand there more than a week and a half or so, so when I took it out (to throw it away) and removed the lid I was shocked and amused enough to fetch the camera... I didn't expect that much "growth"...

 

[SpookTheHamster]

You say you are a college student. Maybe it was a prank from a roommate?

I doubt it. The pranks in this household usually extend to unexpected airhorns. All the decent pranks are played against our friend's house (washing up liquid in washing machine)

 

[Scubajay]

How to score free food from burger King:

1) Order a Bacon Double cheesburger meal.

2) Sit down to eat.

3) Take the first bite.....

4) Look down to see what can only be a small black curly pubic hair dangling out of your sandwich

5) Nearly puke.

6) Show the manager.

7) Enjoy your new freshly prepared pube free meal which is now upgraded to a whopper.

And no it wasn't my pube.