Nerdy Pickup Lines

[ghall]

I was helping my friend with her SanDisk MP3 player (you can see where this is going) and the player wouldn't register. So, because I felt like being a jerk, I said "does your USB port register?" She punched me (I can't blame her for that, I deserved it)

So, what are some other nerdy pickup lines you've used or joked about?

 

[MorzillA]

Haven't tried any but once I do I'll let you know

 

[jaydub]

Not necessarily a pick-up line, but I always laugh at this.

 

[MattG]

Ohh... Err... Tell me, how do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?

 

[2nyRiggz]

Didn't know nerds had pickup lines....thought they were too scared to even look at a girl let alone make out proper sentence.




Bless

 

[r1ch4rd]

You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force

 

[mkrishnan]

So, because I felt like being a jerk, I said "does your USB port register?"

What does that even mean?

 

[Stampyhead]

What does that even mean?

Yeah, even stretching I can't find any innuendo in that statement.

 

[shu82]

Oh baby, let me come over and repair those permissions.

I'd run fsck on that any day.

Would you be a doll and mount my drive for me?

I could go all day.......Where's madjew when you need him?

 

[Bimmi]

Yeah, even stretching I can't find any innuendo in that statement.

I'm pretty sure that's what makes it a nerdy pickup line... as opposed to, say, an effective one.

 

[oblomow]

heard this one last week.

Q: so what's the difference between an introvert and an extrovert nerd.
A: the extrovert nerd looks at YOUR shoes when he(?) is talking to you.

 

[Stampyhead]

I'm pretty sure that's what makes it a nerdy pickup line... as opposed to, say, an effective one.

Ah, I see.

 

[thebassoonist]

This is a good bio pick up line!

If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

 

[ham_man]

If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Game. Set. Match.

 

[twistedlegato]

Here is one you all should know.

I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves!

 

[JudgeDanny]

You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force

haha now that's pretty funny!

 

[JudgeDanny]

here are a few i've found...

"I less than three you….." (i < 3 you)

"Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?"

"By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares."

"You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime."

"How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?"

"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."

"You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers"

"Baby i’ll treat you like my homework- I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long"

"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves"

"Baby, you overclock my processor."

"You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!"

 

[Scarlet Fever]

"I'm like Firewire; large bandwidth, i supply power, and although my burst speed isn't as fast, my sustained speed is much higher than the alternatives"

Not necessarily a pick-up line, but I always laugh at this.

i want that tee

 

[RedTomato]

I said "does your USB port register?" She punched me (I can't blame her for that, I deserved it)

Why did she punch you? I can't see anything rude or teasing in that line.

You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force

Incorrect. Vectors have magnitude, not length. You've failed the nerd chat-up exam. Next please!

 

[savar]

I was helping my friend with her SanDisk MP3 player (you can see where this is going)

Actually, I can't see where it's going.

and the player wouldn't register. So, because I felt like being a jerk, I said "does your USB port register?" She punched me (I can't blame her for that, I deserved it)

<crickets>

heard this one last week.

Q: so what's the difference between an introvert and an extrovert nerd.
A: the extrovert nerd looks at YOUR shoes when he(?) is talking to you.

Cute, but..

This is a good bio pick up line!

If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

...winner.

 

[twistedlegato]

Actually, I can't see where it's going.


<crickets>


Cute, but..



...winner.

Does mine not get a rating

 

[mkrishnan]

Does mine not get a rating

Sorry, I don't see how you can compete with the DNA one. It's not even 50 Cent vs. Kanye West... it's more like Weird Al vs. Kanye West.

 

[bc008]

heres one i whipped up.

pie = pi

w00t

*crickets*

 

[jaydub]

i want that tee

www.thinkgeek.com carries it.

 

[mad jew]

Where's madjew when you need him?

Not bad... It'd probably work, albeit only on me...

Come 'ere shu82!
xoxo