Nerdy Pickup Lines

[Jasonbot]

"Baby, you just upgraded my floppy into a stiffy"

(in reference to the old 3.5' and 5.25" diskettes)

 

[twoodcc]

here are a few i've found...

"I less than three you….." (i < 3 you)

"Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?"

"By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares."

"You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime."

"How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?"

"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."

"You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers"

"Baby i’ll treat you like my homework- I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long"

"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves"

"Baby, you overclock my processor."

"You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!"

pretty funny stuff

 

[pilotError]

Is that a Memory stick in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

 

[twoodcc]

Is that a Memory stick in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

haha, now that's just sad

 

[Spanners]

"Baby, you just upgraded my floppy into a stiffy"

(in reference to the old 3.5' and 5.25" diskettes)

Yeah not so sure... I from SA and I'm fairly sure SA is the only place that uses "stiffy" for a 3.5 floppy.

Still I like your style.

 

[Sesshi]

Is that a Memory stick in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Which would probably lead to: "It's not about the physical size, it's about the logical capacity."

Someone was telling me the other day that she fell for one of the oldest (non-computing) nerd lines. So there's hope.

 

[72930]

Some favourites I've heard and read:

I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain

I wish I were an integral, so I could be the space under your curves.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

What's your favorite linear transformation?

I wish I were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.

if i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.

my love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded

my love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.

i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

 

[Jasonbot]

Yeah not so sure... I from SA and I'm fairly sure SA is the only place that uses "stiffy" for a 3.5 floppy.

Still I like your style.

I thought it was just a local thing

 

[SkyBell]

"Baby i’ll treat you like my homework- I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long"

This one really disturbs me.

 

[d_and_n5000]

This one really disturbs me.

Hmm. I liked it. I so intend to use it one day, too.


and yes, i know that i will probably wind up getting slapped. a lot. ah well.

 

[spork183]

if I said that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

 

[ghall]

This one really disturbs me.

Plus, who likes to do homework?

 

[furious]

Plus, who likes to do homework?

Burn

 

[nickster9224]

Plus, who likes to do homework?

Pwns Nwbs

 

[iMacZealot]

"Want to do some math with me? Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplication."

 

[psycoswimmer]

This is more musical than nerdy, but I read it somewhere last week:

"I'm a fermata so hold me."

 

[twistedlegato]

"I'm a fermata so hold me."

Most excellent!

 

[SHNXX]

Do people really use pickup lines? Lol.

 

[Apple fanboy]

Do people really use pickup lines? Lol.

Apparently they did back in 2007.
Many years since I've had to use a line, but my two (not nerdy) favourites were:
Get your coat you've pulled
And
God do you like your eggs in the morning?

 

[Dark Void]

Sounds like OP is deep in the friendzone. Who gets punched by a girl? Was it a shoulder punch? Get out of there man.

 

[sim667]

Not necessarily a pick-up line, but I always laugh at this.

I love this, but I doubt I know any girls geeky enough to understand it.

 

[Huntn]

Some favourites I've heard and read:

I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain

I wish I were an integral, so I could be the space under your curves.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

What's your favorite linear transformation?

I wish I were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.

if i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.

my love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded

my love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.

i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

Noting this is an antique thread, this post wins as best reply. Hopefully it was directed at someone who could appreciate it.