Nerdy Pickup Lines

ghall

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Jun 27, 2006
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I was helping my friend with her SanDisk MP3 player (you can see where this is going) and the player wouldn't register. So, because I felt like being a jerk, I said "does your USB port register?" She punched me (I can't blame her for that, I deserved it)

So, what are some other nerdy pickup lines you've used or joked about?
 

shu82

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Jan 10, 2007
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Oh baby, let me come over and repair those permissions.

I'd run fsck on that any day.

Would you be a doll and mount my drive for me?

I could go all day.......Where's madjew when you need him?
 

oblomow

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Apr 14, 2005
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heard this one last week.

Q: so what's the difference between an introvert and an extrovert nerd.
A: the extrovert nerd looks at YOUR shoes when he(?) is talking to you.
 
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JudgeDanny

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here are a few i've found...

"I less than three you….." (i < 3 you)

"Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?"

"By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares."

"You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime."

"How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?"

"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."

"You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers"

"Baby i’ll treat you like my homework- I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long"

"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves"

"Baby, you overclock my processor."

"You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!"
 

RedTomato

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Mar 4, 2005
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I said "does your USB port register?" She punched me (I can't blame her for that, I deserved it)
Why did she punch you? I can't see anything rude or teasing in that line.

You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force ;)
Incorrect. Vectors have magnitude, not length. You've failed the nerd chat-up exam. Next please!
 

savar

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Jun 6, 2003
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District of Columbia
I was helping my friend with her SanDisk MP3 player (you can see where this is going)
Actually, I can't see where it's going.
and the player wouldn't register. So, because I felt like being a jerk, I said "does your USB port register?" She punched me (I can't blame her for that, I deserved it)
<crickets>
heard this one last week.

Q: so what's the difference between an introvert and an extrovert nerd.
A: the extrovert nerd looks at YOUR shoes when he(?) is talking to you.
Cute, but..

This is a good bio pick up line!

If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
...winner.
 
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