Nerdy Pickup Lines

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by ghall, Oct 1, 2007.

  1. ghall macrumors 68040

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    I was helping my friend with her SanDisk MP3 player (you can see where this is going) and the player wouldn't register. So, because I felt like being a jerk, I said "does your USB port register?" She punched me (I can't blame her for that, I deserved it)

    So, what are some other nerdy pickup lines you've used or joked about?
     
  2. MorzillA macrumors 6502

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    Haven't tried any but once I do I'll let you know :D




    :apple:
     
  3. jaydub macrumors 6502a

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    Not necessarily a pick-up line, but I always laugh at this.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. MattG macrumors 68040

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    Ohh... Err... Tell me, how do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?
     

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  5. 2nyRiggz macrumors 603

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    Didn't know nerds had pickup lines....thought they were too scared to even look at a girl let alone make out proper sentence.




    Bless
     
  6. r1ch4rd macrumors 6502a

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    You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force ;)
     
  7. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    What does that even mean? :eek: :D
     
  8. Stampyhead macrumors 68020

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    Yeah, even stretching I can't find any innuendo in that statement.
     
  9. shu82 macrumors 6502a

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    Oh baby, let me come over and repair those permissions.

    I'd run fsck on that any day.

    Would you be a doll and mount my drive for me?

    I could go all day.......Where's madjew when you need him?
     
  10. Bimmi macrumors regular

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    I'm pretty sure that's what makes it a nerdy pickup line... as opposed to, say, an effective one.
     
  11. oblomow macrumors 68020

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    heard this one last week.

    Q: so what's the difference between an introvert and an extrovert nerd.
    A: the extrovert nerd looks at YOUR shoes when he(?) is talking to you.
     
  12. Stampyhead macrumors 68020

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    Ah, I see.
     
  13. thebassoonist macrumors 6502a

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    This is a good bio pick up line!

    If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
     
  14. ham_man macrumors 68020

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    Game. Set. Match.

    :D
     
  15. twistedlegato macrumors 65816

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    Here is one you all should know.

    I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves!


    :D
     
  16. JudgeDanny macrumors regular

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    haha now that's pretty funny!:D
     
  17. JudgeDanny macrumors regular

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    here are a few i've found...

    "I less than three you….." (i < 3 you)

    "Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?"

    "By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares."

    "You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime."

    "How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?"

    "I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."

    "You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers"

    "Baby i’ll treat you like my homework- I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long"

    "I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves"

    "Baby, you overclock my processor."

    "You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!"
     
  18. Scarlet Fever macrumors 68040

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    "I'm like Firewire; large bandwidth, i supply power, and although my burst speed isn't as fast, my sustained speed is much higher than the alternatives"


    i want that tee :D :D
     
  19. RedTomato macrumors 68040

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    Why did she punch you? I can't see anything rude or teasing in that line.

    Incorrect. Vectors have magnitude, not length. You've failed the nerd chat-up exam. Next please!
     
  20. savar macrumors 68000

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    Actually, I can't see where it's going.
    <crickets>
    Cute, but..

    ...winner.
     
  21. twistedlegato macrumors 65816

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    Does mine not get a rating :(
     
  22. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Sorry, I don't see how you can compete with the DNA one. It's not even 50 Cent vs. Kanye West... it's more like Weird Al vs. Kanye West. :p
     
  23. bc008 macrumors 68000

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    heres one i whipped up.

    pie = pi

    w00t

    *crickets*
     
  24. jaydub macrumors 6502a

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  25. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Not bad... It'd probably work, albeit only on me...

    Come 'ere shu82!
    xoxo
     

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