Neverland Ranch CLOSED

[clayj]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11752656/

All 69 employees have been barred from entering the ranch, and Michael Jackson has been fined $69,000, for letting the ranch's insurance lapse on January 10th.

It is SO time for Jackson to sell the site of his alleged crimes...

 

[SilentPanda]

Well there goes my summer vacation.

 

[Doctor Q]

OK, I bought it. Now what do I do with it?

 

[~Shard~]

OK, I bought it. Now what do I do with it?

Build a Bat-Cave underneath it?

 

[Johnny Rico]

Invite a bunch of little boys over?

 

[Deepdale]

OK, I bought it. Now what do I do with it?

Start with the basics ... hose it down and purchase industrial sized drums of disinfectant.

 

[puckhead193]

OK, I bought it. Now what do I do with it?

throw a member's only party to appreciate us dedicated forum users

 

[blackfox]

Lions and tigers and bears...homeless...oh my!

Isn't MJ in Dubai these days?

 

[clayj]

Start with the basics ... hose it down and purchase industrial sized drums of disinfectant.

Follow that up with an exorcism and salting of the ground.

 

[2nyRiggz]

I guess MJ made himself a real park...since its closing down. I wanted to go there and pet the monkey.... nevermind.


Bless

 

[Doctor Q]

throw a member's only party to appreciate us dedicated forum users

OK. The party will be this Saturday night, 8pm to dawn. All forum members are welcome to show up. Be prepared to say the secret MacRumors passphrase ("New PowerBooks next week") to get in.

Bubbles the Chimp, Elephant Man, and I look forward to seeing you there.

 

[~Shard~]

OK. The party will be this Saturday night, 8pm to dawn. All forum members are welcome to show up. Be prepared to say the secret MacRumors passphrase ("New PowerBooks next week") to get in.

Bubbles the Chimp, Elephant Man, and I look forward to seeing you there.

What's the proper dress attire for this function? Pajamas?

 

[IJ Reilly]

OK. The party will be this Saturday night, 8pm to dawn. All forum members are welcome to show up. Be prepared to say the secret MacRumors passphrase ("New PowerBooks next week") to get in.

Bubbles the Chimp, Elephant Man, and I look forward to seeing you there.

Sorry, but Bubbles is now a programmer for Microsoft.

 

[MacNut]

OK. The party will be this Saturday night, 8pm to dawn. All forum members are welcome to show up. Be prepared to say the secret MacRumors passphrase ("New PowerBooks next week") to get in.

Bubbles the Chimp, Elephant Man, and I look forward to seeing you there.

Will this be an all ages party and will kids get in for free.

 

[Deepdale]

What's the proper dress attire for this function? Pajamas?

Pajama attire always seems to work best when it is with Hef at his Playboy Mansion.

 

[aricher]

I wanted to go there and pet the monkey

Apparently Michael beat you to it...
http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/jackson%20pleasured%20chimp%20bubbles

 

[puckhead193]

OK. The party will be this Saturday night, 8pm to dawn. All forum members are welcome to show up. Be prepared to say the secret MacRumors passphrase ("New PowerBooks next week") to get in.

Bubbles the Chimp, Elephant Man, and I look forward to seeing you there.

hate to be a pain but... you have directions from Long Island NY

 

[~Shard~]

Pajama attire always seems to work best when it is with Hef at his Playboy Mansion.

Yeah, but Neverland was MJ's version of a "Play-boy" Mansion....

 

[2nyRiggz]

Yeah, but Neverland was MJ's version of a "Play-boy" Mansion....

Oh my eyes! i just vision it..


Bless

 

[Doctor Q]

hate to be a pain but... you have directions from Long Island NY

You didn't give me your address, so I started from the Long Beach Museum of Art.

Google directions

Closeup of the ranch, so you'll know where to find the party.

 

[turbopants]

Yeah, but Neverland was MJ's version of a "Play-boy" Mansion....

How true...pretty creepy!

 

[Electro Funk]

OK. The party will be this Saturday night, 8pm to dawn. All forum members are welcome to show up. Be prepared to say the secret MacRumors passphrase ("New PowerBooks next week") to get in.

Bubbles the Chimp, Elephant Man, and I look forward to seeing you there.

I will bring my turntables and plenty of records...

 

[hookahco]

Sorry, but Bubbles is now a programmer for Microsoft.

AHAHHHAHA.... working for MS might be jsut as bad as working for MJ. less "perks"

 

[Abstract]

What's the proper dress attire for this function? Pajamas?

Pajama top is good, and a diaper would complete the outfit.

 

[jhu]

will someone please think of the children?!?!?!???