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New Intel "iBooks" video clips

Now look what you've made me do! Downloading now. Its really late here you know. I should be going to bed.
Arrgh.

Just wasted good sleep time watching someone's living room with two white laptop shaped blobs. Where is steve? Where is a close up of the magsafe connector/system profiler/box/ etc. ??? I could have made a more believable "fake" with my phone.
By the way, Im typing this on a pre release 17" Merom MBP with support for up to 8GB of RAM. Its plugged into the new 42" widescreen Apple cinema display. Dont worry, I wont miss my favorite TVland shows because my iHome is going to record it while I sleep and wirelessly stream it to my 3.5" 6G video iPod (white) which has the latest version of OSX Kitten and a built in iSight (which I will use to make "spy" videos of this stuff later).
 
It makes me laugh that these guys went to the effort to make this in the hope that even one poor soul would believe it... bless
 
mcarnes said:
That's cool at the end when Steve Jobs picks it up the 13" wide screen with built in iSight. Must have been hot because he normally wears jeans and a turtle neck doesn't he? :confused:
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Yeah, I think he's got new glasses too. The video is so clear I could almost make out the brand.
Actually, the video is total bollocks.
I also like the new latch mechanism that incorporates the Front Row IR receiver. Man, that video is just so informative. Everybody should download it.
 
Chundles said:
Actually, the video is total bollocks.
I also like the new latch mechanism that incorporates the Front Row IR receiver. Man, that video is just so informative. Everybody should download it.
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But did anyone notice the FW 400 and FW 800 ports. Looks like the intel iBook is going to be the new flagship laptop for Apple.did anyone see the floating orbs in the video? i think the UFO brought them...lol
 
faintember said:
But did anyone notice the FW 400 and FW 800 ports. Looks like the intel iBook is going to be the new flagship laptop for Apple.did anyone see the floating orbs in the video? i think the UFO brought them...lol
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Yeah, I noticed that.

I also liked the bit where Steve Jobs busted out the immortal Muppets classic line "Good grief! The comedian's a bear!!" To which Phil Schiller immediately yelled back "No he's not, he's a-wearing a neck tie!"
Good grief!! The OP's a fraud!!
 
Chundles said:
Did I see DVI--out on those things? Pretty sure I did. Looks like MagSafe is carried over too if my eyes don't deceive me.

Or it could be the fact that that video proves nothing. I reckon I could make a convincing video for the OP by using my digicam in the dark and moving some white bits of cardboard around.

Hang on, looks like there's 4 USB 2.0 ports too, you know they're USB 2.0 cause it's engraved on the side above the ports.
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How did you see that? I didn't see anything just the back of two G4 ibooks.

EDIT: Okay I watched it again didn't see anything you said but did see that they were widescreen.
 
cwedl said:
How did you see that? I didn't see anything just the back of two G4 ibooks.

EDIT: Okay I watched it again didn't see anything you said but did see that they were widescreen.
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It's a joke Joyce.
 
I actualy dont see anything( just zoom on 2 ibooks with reversed apple logo), also I get no audio. 2 videos of blank stupidity :)


No firewire ports, no ports at all :)))

EDIT: I looked again, frame by frame the first video - it's just stupid 15" and 12" PowerBook with some lighter color (or just clever light conditions)

EDIT2: Fire-up your hexedits and look at the end of the file !
Code: 
Digital Camera
OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA
TAGSOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAD4)åËI actualy dont see anything( just zoom on 2 ibooks with reversed apple logo), also I get no audio. 2 videos of blank stupidity :)


No firewire ports, no ports at all :)))

ED
 
Modrak said:
I actualy dont see anything( just zoom on 2 ibooks with reversed apple logo), also I get no audio. 2 videos of blank stupidity :)


No firewire ports, no ports at all :)))

EDIT: I looked again, frame by frame the first video - it's just stupid 15" and 12" PowerBook with some lighter color (or just clever light conditions)

EDIT2: Fire-up your hexedits and look at the end of the file !
Code: 
Digital Camera
aminQÒFÒFt never been made and google reveals no info :(als no info :(P°ERCP§`fw(P{G'I;6@ AIB.Qfpd2185wBR.S$;6SüAB(B.B{'em aa‘-58[/QUOTE]

Uh, yeah.  That's the point.  These videos show absolutely nothing of any significance.  We were using a thing called sarcasm.
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When i see the rubbish like this, i feel sick.

I pity the idiot who even thought this was funny or believable.

Rich.
 
fatsoforgotso said:
When i see the rubbish like this, i feel sick.

I pity the idiot who even thought this was funny or believable.

Rich.
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But you have to remember that if it's on the net it must be true ;)
 
I think we can put this in the folder of "iBook Encounters of the Blurred Kind".

The "Roswell Alien Autopsy" video was more convincing, you know the one on the X-Files ;)

Actually the CommSat images of "Iraq's Weapons Capabilities" were more convincing, you saw more credible evidence of Bio and Nuclear weapons in that address to the state presentation than ANY evidence of a new iBook in these videos.

Anyway it's probably one of those White ASUS 12" Notebooks anyway :rolleyes:
http://usa.asus.com/products4.aspx?l1=5&l2=64&l3=0&model=976&modelmenu=1
 
revfife said:
new iBooks same as the old iBooks, btw nice audio! Should work for the alien autopsy people next! :cool:
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You mean... this isn't the alien autopsy?? Might as well have been. I couldn't see a bl00dy thing!

I mean maybe it's real and they are prototypes with back-to-front Apple logos but who gives a crap?? It's a useless video!
 
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