New iPhone coming soon - Welcome to the dark side?

[verwon]

My sister's friend's cousin's boyfriend knows a butcher who delivers meat to an Apple mailroom boy - and he said there will be a new iPhone very soon and it will be able to perform various sexual acts outlawed in 32 states.

I believe every word - the butcher wouldn't lie.

So there...

Nominated for best response!!!

 

[BadaBing!!]

My sister's friend's cousin's boyfriend knows a butcher who delivers meat to an Apple mailroom boy - and he said there will be a new iPhone very soon and it will be able to perform various sexual acts outlawed in 32 states.

I believe every word - the butcher wouldn't lie.

So there...

My coworker knows this guy too... iPhone 5S is likely due within a few weeks.. OMG, so exciting!!

 

[Jason black]

yeah my friend auditioned for this too, at the end he signed a fullof******** contract

I found this response extremely amusing.

 

[darster]

I highly doubt at the audition they told them that it was for a new iPhone.
In fact, they rarely tell you what it is for during an audition because they are generic. If you are selected from the audition, they will notify your agent, if you have one, you then you sign a contract and a NDA.

 

[thewitt]

If they did say the commercial is for a new phone, guess what. The iPhone 4S IS THE NEW PHONE from Apple. Hello? It's still being released around the world and the advertisements are just now hitting markets. They have lots of ads to film before they get full market awareness.

THIS IS NOT about a phone we have not yet seen. They WOULD NOT be filming commercials for an unannounced phone yet under any circumstances.

Its the NEW PHONE people. The very exciting, hottest selling iPhone ever, the iPhone 4S.

And non disclosures are very common in commercials. They want no creative ideas leaking to the competition before they get a chance to spring the concepts themselves.

 

[punchdrunk55]

My sister's friend's cousin's boyfriend knows a butcher who delivers meat to an Apple mailroom boy - and he said there will be a new iPhone very soon and it will be able to perform various sexual acts outlawed in 32 states.

I believe every word - the butcher wouldn't lie.

So there...

Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass...

 

[Jimbo47]

Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass...

Tommy Boy quote here? I love that movie. Time to watch it again.. for the 50th time

As somebody else said, the NDA was probably just to stop competition from getting any ideas.

 

[NathanA]

Possible it is a 4S commercial but would they ask him to sign an NDA for a product already released?

Umm, this is Apple we're talking about...

-- Nathan

 

[Stealthipad]

This thread is stupid!

How long do you think Apple could keep a new phone a secret by just getting "actors" to sign a NDA.

Do you lack common sense

 

[thewitt]

An NDA in this case is completely warranted. Imagine if the actors in the I'm a Mac, I'm a PC commercials had contacted Microsloth and disclosed to their ad people - for cash of course - where Apple was taking their next campaign. They could have easily detailed the campaign with something of their own; struck first.

This stuff is big business and Apple has to protect its ad content before springing any new campaign on the world.

 

[Shrink]

Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass...

I infer that you took umbrage at my post.

I also gather that you wish me to stick my head up the butcher's ass.

However, the general incoherence of the post makes it difficult to understand what it means.

Perhaps a few moments of sobriety might help...