***new Mac Portable???***

Discussion in 'MacBook Pro' started by Live4MAC, Nov 5, 2007.

  1. Live4MAC macrumors newbie

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    Hey all,
    My cousin works for apple and he was telling me about a new laptop that is coming out maybe end of this year/into the beginning/middle of next year!
    He told me that it is going to be half as thin as the MacBook Pros now!!!
    I am super excited about this because I have had my PowerBook G4 for like 4 years now and I want to upgrade to something new! What do you all think about this?!?!
     
  2. anti-microsoft macrumors 68000

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    Thats impossible. Nice try.

    Oh, any pics by any chance?? They would be nice in an elevator...
     
  3. Zedsdead185 macrumors 6502

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    For some reason, I don't believe you
     
  4. koobcamuk macrumors 68040

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    I think this site is going downhill drastically...
     
  5. djkny macrumors 6502

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    "I know your cousin and he is in trouble." -S.Jobs
     
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  7. kkat69 macrumors 68020

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    Fixed! YW :D

    Hey, I know a guy who knows a guy who's dating the sister of another guy who's married to another guy who works for this one guy that has this one guy who works part time for this other dude who's messing around with this other guys wife who read the MacRumors website and he said in MacRumors there are posts about a rumored slim macbook possibly by next year. What do ya'll think of the weather we're having?
     
  8. AutumnSkyline macrumors regular

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    suspicious, considering you have just joined today and decided to post this. Pics or it didn't happen.

    Oh, and make sure to include the elevator, like anti-microsoft said ;).
     
  9. anti-microsoft macrumors 68000

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    "I totally agree" -j. Ive
     
  10. thies macrumors regular

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    and ofcourse while you have that inside line to apple via your cousin you come here to ask the rest of us for advice concerning your future purchase? how logical.
     
  11. anti-microsoft macrumors 68000

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    Yeah, I agree. Anyway that's how the cookie crumbles...
     
  12. ZiggyPastorius macrumors 68040

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    I don't even know what the OP is talking about. A new computer that is half as thing as the macbook pro? What the **** does half as thing mean?
     
  13. anti-microsoft macrumors 68000

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    He probably means thick, but it's total BS if you ask me.
     
  14. xUKHCx Administrator emeritus

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    thin(?)

    Means no superdrive/HDD.
     
  15. Live4MAC thread starter macrumors newbie

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    All of you guys are stupid. What do you mean that its "********" that they cant come out with a notebook that is half as thin, meaning "thick"!?!?!?!? Other computers out there are already thinner than the Apple Notebooks right now! You guys are oblivious if you dont think that it is possible. What has Apple not been able to do? Anything is possible! My cousin is huge in Apple, and this isnt just some "rumor" to tell you the truth. I should go to some other website, like a "macfacts" site cause you guys have no idea what your talking about. When the "Mac Portable" comes out, and that is exactly what it is going to be called, you guys will be feeling so stupid!

    ...And yes I meant half as thin!
     
  16. anti-microsoft macrumors 68000

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    HAHAHA Mac Portable!! you make me laugh. Oh god, you are making such a fool of yourself!!
     
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  19. kkat69 macrumors 68020

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    NO KIDDING. I think the OP just woke up from being frozen for a few years. The "MAC PORTABLE" was already made and gone.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macintosh_Portable

    Man doesn't take a genius to figure this one out.

    I have this picture of a guy in rags with a long beard, waking up from hibernation and the last thing he read was a magazine article from 1989 and when he woke he said "HOLY SHEOT! I gotta post this on MacRumors!"

    ID10T!

    There's rumorz of a slim macbook but we all already knew that, and as a matter of fact at this point that's ALL it is, is rumorz.

    If your cousin Hector isn't fired yet he will be, they can always find another janitor.
     
  20. koobcamuk macrumors 68040

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    Not the only thing that's thick around here.
     
  21. anti-microsoft macrumors 68000

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    Yeah I knew that the Mac Portable existed but It was the FIRST mac "laptop", Besides it would be called MacBook mini or something like that...

    And about your vision of an old bearded man posting to Macrumors hardly possible:D
     
  22. Slip macrumors 6502a

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    Yeah, mate, we're laughing at you, not with you
    Anyways, get us some more 'insider info' seeing as you're so well connected...
     
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  24. kkat69 macrumors 68020

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    ahhh man. Someone always gotta ruin it for everyone. :p
     
  25. lofight macrumors 68000

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    This probably could get real, but i really can't believe your cousin can get this info.
     

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