***new Mac Portable???***

Thats impossible. Nice try.

Oh, any pics by any chance?? They would be nice in an elevator...

 

For some reason, I don't believe you

 

I think this site is going downhill drastically...

 

"I know your cousin and he is in trouble." -S.Jobs

 

ooooboy

 

Fixed! YW

Hey, I know a guy who knows a guy who's dating the sister of another guy who's married to another guy who works for this one guy that has this one guy who works part time for this other dude who's messing around with this other guys wife who read the MacRumors website and he said in MacRumors there are posts about a rumored slim macbook possibly by next year. What do ya'll think of the weather we're having?

 

suspicious, considering you have just joined today and decided to post this. Pics or it didn't happen.

Oh, and make sure to include the elevator, like anti-microsoft said .

 

"I totally agree" -j. Ive

 

and ofcourse while you have that inside line to apple via your cousin you come here to ask the rest of us for advice concerning your future purchase? how logical.

 

Yeah, I agree. Anyway that's how the cookie crumbles...

 

I don't even know what the OP is talking about. A new computer that is half as thing as the macbook pro? What the **** does half as thing mean?

 

He probably means thick, but it's total BS if you ask me.

 

thin(?)

Means no superdrive/HDD.

 

HAHAHA Mac Portable!! you make me laugh. Oh god, you are making such a fool of yourself!!

 

Thanks for that. really insightful.

 

NO KIDDING. I think the OP just woke up from being frozen for a few years. The "MAC PORTABLE" was already made and gone.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macintosh_Portable

Man doesn't take a genius to figure this one out.

I have this picture of a guy in rags with a long beard, waking up from hibernation and the last thing he read was a magazine article from 1989 and when he woke he said "HOLY SHEOT! I gotta post this on MacRumors!"

ID10T!

There's rumorz of a slim macbook but we all already knew that, and as a matter of fact at this point that's ALL it is, is rumorz.

If your cousin Hector isn't fired yet he will be, they can always find another janitor.

 

Not the only thing that's thick around here.

 

Yeah I knew that the Mac Portable existed but It was the FIRST mac "laptop", Besides it would be called MacBook mini or something like that...

And about your vision of an old bearded man posting to Macrumors hardly possible

 

Yeah, mate, we're laughing at you, not with you
Anyways, get us some more 'insider info' seeing as you're so well connected...

 

Jeez, give the Newb a break.

 

ahhh man. Someone always gotta ruin it for everyone.

 

This probably could get real, but i really can't believe your cousin can get this info.