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Originally posted by G4scott
Originally posted by grouse
My orchestra leader (no band rubbish for me) gave me 4GHz, dual slide, bass trombone, with two detachable mouthpieces, extra carrying case and a choice of four mutes!

What do you call someone who knows how to play trombone but doesn't?

A Gentleman! Get it, LOL !!!!!!!!!!

ok, i'm starting to sound like steve ballmer, time for my valium.

[Edited by G4scott on 01-09-2002 at 02:43 PM]
 
Sophomoric!

Seriously, some of the arguments and insensitive flames you guys dish out makes you sound so immature! No wonder us Mac users get trolls stomping through here. Can you imagine the fun they have seeing idiots like us calling people in bands a nerd, a squirt, etc. etc.?

Let's get back to discussing Macs, shall we?

As for the 1GHz PowerBooks, I don't see how your band leader could have ordered them when no one else has heard of them. However, I think 1GHz is entirely possible in the next revision. Are you SURE it wasn't 1GB of RAM?
 
Sophomoric

It was testimony to the idiocy and deterioration of the thread. LET IT DIE. This topic has been so oversmoked it's melting the glass.
 
Re: Sophomoric!

Originally posted by Hemingray
Seriously, some of the arguments and insensitive flames you guys dish out makes you sound so immature! No wonder us Mac users get trolls stomping through here. Can you imagine the fun they have seeing idiots like us calling people in bands a nerd, a squirt, etc. etc.?

Let's get back to discussing Macs, shall we?

As for the 1GHz PowerBooks, I don't see how your band leader could have ordered them when no one else has heard of them. However, I think 1GHz is entirely possible in the next revision. Are you SURE it wasn't 1GB of RAM?

Hey pal, we are just joking around. Plus, your teeny bit of a response isnt ANYthing that someone else hasn't already said. If you stick around MacRumors long enough, you will find out that a lot of intelligent people post often. The problem is, many of us sometimes wish to stir the pot and flame on occasion.

We also usually follow-up by posting something insightful, and intelligent. Its just a way to keep the forums from becoming completely boring. If you notice, this is one of the longer threads of the forum, and has little to do with Mac. Ever stop and wonder why that is? We dont ALWAYS talk about Apple. There's gotta be room for beer, football, and making fun of band-geeks SOMEwhere! Ha ha.

Seriously though, Ive never gotten so many emails from people talking about their 'lying' 15 year-old days when they tried to impress people by making up stuff they knew wasnt true, but sounded really cool. We actually touched on something that slightly resembled psychological study in this post. (notice I said 'touched on' and 'slightly') I think its okay to divert from Apple once in a while. We're human, you know?

Anyway, stick around and you may find that the people you are calling immature now, may be the same ones you highly respect later.
 
not so High School memories

It's funny in HS I did pretty much what I do here: Muckrake, debunk and take people off at the shoulders.
These forums can get like a giant, multiplayer version of the "whack the gophers" game for folks like agreenster and I. The important thing is not to take it all too seriously. This is kinda taking over for what used to be called a social life for a lot of people who don't have the time anymore.
 
Well, not me. In high school I knew about Apple, had an Apple LC575, but used it rarely because I was SO wrapped up in school studies, social life and sports. Now that Im in college and working, I get bored sitting at my desk- so I come here and chit chat.

(or make silly iBoing spoofs......... hehe) If you still havent seen it:
http://www.trentondesigngroup.com/imac/iboing.htm

sorry to those of you who are SICK of seeing that link, Im just proud of it and think its funny.

But yes, certainly dont take these posts seriously. Im sure we sent sjestus away crying (havent heard from him in a while) and thats too bad.

 
-agreenster

Go check out the latest explosion from Spikey on the Expo thread. Makes me glad I'm not as attatched.
 
Shall we?

If Kethoticus is silly enough to get all pissy at you, me Kela, or Spikey again he may be a smoking hole in the floor. I don't mind being mildly bashed, you seem resilient enough, but I think Kela might have split. That would be a shame.
 
To be honest....

I dont even know who this Kethoticus is. I rarely pay attention to who posts. I just read them. If it is a really good post, I look to see who wrote it, and thats how I get to know names. For the posts that suck, the poster (in my mind) doesnt even exist, I just move on. However, sjestus I think was an exception, because he was so easy to pick on. I doubt he will be around too much longer, but he has posted recently.


But that Monkey Poop thing had me rolling for a good 5 minutes!
 
It seemed appropriate.

Things were getting a little too tense, and the image was good. I'm just a bit irked with that boy going all free range in his attacks. Such Egos just scream to be stomped flat.
 
miss chief, rise above it, and be the big man

Right, I've had my beer and now I feel refreshed enough to unleash the most powerful vitriol that this board, site, (should that be bored site) has ever experienced....

I don't understand what the b*gger was going on with G4Scott's trombone joke. I happen to be quite a proficient trombone player, someone please explain, maybe it's an american thing.

I am glad that our lad has returned, he must be well satisfied that his ludicous post has stimulated such waffle.

agreenster, I must withdraw the sage tag, surely it was a 475 not a 575, ['twas my first owned mac, although I started writing a cricket - it's an english thing - on an apple ][ we had at my junior school when I was 12 (seriously no banned references here {'scure the pun} I'm gonna give you the benefit and assume you were mis-typing (as opposed to miss chief, see above).

sjestus, my dear old thing, I am utterly surprised at the "I know SO much better than you" vitriol that was poured into your cup, but HEY no-one likes a smart-arse (eng) kid.

And as for Spikey,... words can not express...
 
-grouse

Just staying in character. No sweat, I just don't like his vibe. I don't get on Spikey's case cause he's usually correct. Plus I wanted to make it clear that sphincters get it in the end. Was that just 1 pint?
 
fair enough

Old friend of mine bought me some paella and a bottle wine and I haven't finished my work and I'm the wrong side of slightly p*ssed (the english sense, not the US trans).
 
I will assume that

you forgot to eat before starting in on the wine. Oops. Ask around if you need help on that project, it sounds as if we may have contributed to your current sobriety status.
 
attacked on two fronts

Has greeno popped off?

It could have been the rather fine sk*nk that happened before. 10 pages left to do tonight (the real time is 11:15pm), just in case you believed that some concocted american timeclock meant anything.

'nite
 
I've tried killing it...................

It just won't die. It's like those RAVEs that went on a few years ago. People just keep arriving with fresh kegs, munchies and budz. So I figured: Why fight it? With a few of the more annowing posters away, it's actually quite pleasant.
 
eye i do, it can't be waste

it is just going a little existential.

Hey anyone want to see the dreadful (text, I didn't write) spread I've just done on the new iMac and MP3s (for british civil servants, you've got to keep it clean)?

It's hardly time but oddly enough it seems a little less OTT.
 
at this point why not?

if u must....but I think there's been enough discussion with the new iMac this week to write a book....

does it involve band nerds & mythical computer systems?
 
hehe

Sorry about the trombone joke, if it offended you. I just thought it was funny, because my Grandpa, Dad, and older brother all play the trombone. I play the trumpet, so there goes my ego.

Oh ,I have another cheap band joke, but I'll twist it around:
Q: What should you do if you're a stone's throw away from a PC, Bill Gates, or Steve Ballmer?

A: Throw Stones!
 
Waste or Wasted?

The most dangerous part of this thread is it's contact high. I want an iBoing for my back window.
 
I always had long arms

Started out on the trumpet though.

What the ???? miss chiff does 'contact high' mean. I though your were north of the great divide? That's wandering into Bushisms
 
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