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Pit Bull would kill anyone in their path, and 9mm needs someone to be around the MacBook.

Then a ninja.

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Yeah, I used to leave my MacBook locked up at the library or student union while I went to the bathroom or to get a snack. Worked well!

Yeah, its a useful tool @ any uni campus; altho there ll b likely some workable solution from a 3rd party in the near future around the design....
 
That could work actually, if the thunderbolt lock is unplugged from the computer without the password being entered, have the laptop activate a loud sound from the speakers. After all, the new Pro's speakers have 'a wide dynamic range, optimal balance, and a crisp, expressive quality', meaning the siren should be loud and clear :p

You laugh, but this is a practical solution, and I would totally be interested. The only issue is that it would only work when the laptop is on.

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I think they were alluding to the fact that it's a change.

Poorly executed, but I do think that's why it's on that list. It's generally not a "feature" you see on a highlights table like that.
 
You laugh, but this is a practical solution, and I would totally be interested. The only issue is that it would only work when the laptop is on.

It's actually been implemented in many retail outlets (I've seen them in most Japanese retail outlets). They sell a number of tiny computers (sub-10") that do not have Kensington locks so they're using a system that consists of a loudspeaker and a bunch of USB cables sprouting out of it.

If the USB cable is unplugged the speaker then starts a loud siren sound. It works fairly effectively but I don't really see how it would work in a Starbucks type environment, people would just push the mute button before unplugging the USB cable (unless there's a way to override the buttons with software?).

There's actually a similar solution but that relies on the sudden motion sensor (does the Retina Pro still have one?). Look up iAlertU, it used to lock and unlock by pushing a button on the Apple Remote so it was like a car key for your laptop, but now that there's no IR sensor, you can manually lock it and type in your password to unlock it.
 
Well, if you've ever actually held a Retina MBP and have seen the new side vents, the answer to this question should be fairly obvious.

I'm not going to argue with you, because trying to convince people that don't think logically is futile. You're wrong. I am right. Kensington locks are silly anyways because they provide about the same amount of security that the TSA does.
 
I'm not going to argue with you, because trying to convince people that don't think logically is futile. You're wrong. I am right. Kensington locks are silly anyways because they provide about the same amount of security that the TSA does.

Yeah, sure, "you're right." :rolleyes: . Because the new side vent design is a "thin sheet of metal," even though Johnny Ive said they actually increase the rigidity of the product. ;)
 
Intel has some ideas, but I don't think using a phone is the right way since a thief would just steal both.

We interrupt our wall-to-wall laptop and Windows 8 coverage to bring you some news about... chips. Specifically, Intel's latest ultra low voltage chips, and new features they'll bring to Ultrabooks, in particular. Here at Chipzilla's Computex keynote, we just got a demo of a new security feature that causes an alarm to go off on your PC if a stranger attempts to move it. Using Bluetooth 4.0 and a custom Android app, you designate your PC as the one that needs protection, and then you set a threshold for when the alarm should go off (the range is customizable, but doesn't go beyond five feet). If someone tries to burgle your laptop, he or she will have to enter a password to silence the wailing.

It's all worth a look in our demo video below, but we can think of a couple caveats. For one, in order to receive an alert on your phone, letting you know someone picked up your PC, you'd have to be within Bluetooth range, which means if you're covering a tradeshow in Taipei and someone robs your apartment in New York, you'll be none the wiser. Second, the technology isn't yet integrated with Intel's other security features, such as identity protection or its "poison pill" that prevents the PC from even booting. On that front, then, best to keep it up with those unguessable passwords

Edit: I see that there are plenty of BlueTooth alarm options

http://www.geekalerts.com/bluetooth-gadget-alarm/

Not the same thing as a physical lock, but it adds a level of protection.
 
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The problem is that Kensington locks are more of a visual deterrent for the casual theft. Some of the other post hoc solutions are a bit too late. Better to prevent the thought than the actual crime.

(Pre-cogs, anyone? Yikes.)
 
Kensington aren't the only one who makes MBP/MBA locks

I found Maclocks after I was looking for a lock to my MBA for school, was googling around and ran into this review http://youtu.be/SvK9wd1dIqY for Maclocks MBA Lock and Security Case Bundle, they actually got some really nice products!

Try to look here: http://www.maclocks.com/index.php/mac-locks.html

Not sure they already have a lock for the new MBP but I guess it's just a matter of weeks :p
 
I was looking at how they secured the rMBPs in the Apple store itself - it's liks a little metal stud adhered to the back left corner of the lid, with a thin white cable leading to under the desk.

I asked whether such a product was available commercially, but staff gave me blank looks.

I was also curious how easily the stud could be removed, or whether it was something permanent.

EDIT : Conceptmis like this : http://www.pcmag.com/slideshow_viewer/0,3253,l%3D232718%26a%3D232717%26po%3D6,00.asp?p=n

But the apple one is an awful lot smaller
 
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I think the Maclocks one is actually like in Apple stores

You get a kit of a case bundle, with ventilation slots that gives the MBA more elevation for more air to come through, 5 screws and a cable lock, when I go to school I use only the case, when I sit at the library or Starbucks I use the cable as well :eek:
 
I was looking at how they secured the rMBPs in the Apple store itself - it's liks a little metal stud adhered to the back left corner of the lid, with a thin white cable leading to under the desk.

I asked whether such a product was available commercially, but staff gave me blank looks.

I was also curious how easily the stud could be removed, or whether it was something permanent.

EDIT : Conceptmis like this : http://www.pcmag.com/slideshow_viewer/0,3253,l%3D232718%26a%3D232717%26po%3D6,00.asp?p=n

But the apple one is an awful lot smaller



Wow. This glued on lock is really a viable solution.

I can't see why it wouldn't be just as good as any other lock slot when glued onto the back of the MBPR screen.
 
Wow. This glued on lock is really a viable solution.

I can't see why it wouldn't be just as good as any other lock slot when glued onto the back of the MBPR screen.

The downside is I don't think anyone would really want such a thing permanently glued on, even if it were the small ones Apple uses in its stores (and which I still can't find available commercially anyway)
 
The downside is I don't think anyone would really want such a thing permanently glued on, even if it were the small ones Apple uses in its stores (and which I still can't find available commercially anyway)


No I hear you. This is a piss poor solution, but at least it is one.

I can't buy the MBPR or the RMBP (however people call it) without some sort of lock.

And with the way Apple is going, soon this will be the only solution to locking your mac as apple lives in some magical land in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane where laptops are never stolen.
 
nope

I looked at one today at the Apple store and there is definitely no slot - as I'm sure anyone who already has one can confirm.

Kensington locks suck when you forget the combo!! I can't get this one off my monitor.
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the kensington locks aren't meant to be like NYC bike lock tough, but more like "I don't have to outrun the bear, just you" tough. And, they deter theft in some public places (library) because it's harder to remove without getting angry "stop it you a hole" looks from surrounding folks. Also prevents opportunity for a split-second bad decision to just pick up a laptop that's not yours (curious to know what %age of thefts are by people who normally wouldn't steal but did steal when presented with a pretty easy theft opportunity like a $3000 (with applecare) laptop sitting unattended at the local Starebucks).

I work in a busy building, and if I ever score one of these rMBPs I think I'll either have to 1) not bring it to work, or 2) religiously lock my office when not in it--unrealistic all the time and some of the thieves probably have keys albeit only after hours.

With dwindling slots, it'll be harder. I would guess that there exist ethernet locks in the world already (port gone!). USB? HDMI? THundercats? Magsafe2"? Doubt it... SD??
 
I looked at one today at the Apple store and there is definitely no slot - as I'm sure anyone who already has one can confirm.

Kensington locks suck when you forget the combo!! I can't get this one off my monitor.
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There's only what, 1000 permutations (10x10x10)? Better get started :D
 
I looked at one today at the Apple store and there is definitely no slot - as I'm sure anyone who already has one can confirm.

Kensington locks suck when you forget the combo!! I can't get this one off my monitor.
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Some people say that with a good strong tug, the Kensington locks will actually pop right out. You should try that.
 
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