So if I don't have a universal serial bus, how in the hell am I supposed to connect stuff to this thing? Files and data: so I can't connect a flash drive. No dice on portable hard drive. How in the hell am I supposed to get stuff onto and off of the iPad while on the move? Peripherals: what if I want to plug in a printer for a fast print, or perhaps a portable cd or dvd drive? Can I even do it? Keyboard: can you even plug one into this? External displays: can you use an external display with this thing? Finally, please don't tell me to "use the dock." Because if I have to carry around some stupid dock, to plug in the iPad, so I can then plug in a flash drive or portable media, cd drive, printer, keyboard, etc., then this iPad is even a bigger POS than I originally thought. I'll never ever buy one if I can't use portable media and devices without some stupid dock.