I'm a part time amateur for a lot more years than you were a pro, and it's late for me and I said it wrong.

I think the reason you are not impressed is because your expectations are ratcheted way up than what is really derivable on a cell phone camera in terms of big bodies, large lenses and large sensors. I'm not singling you out as you aren't singling me out, but it seems to me people who say they have a deep photographic knowledge, seem to place some of these cell phone cameras in the kiddie car arena.
Everything else aside, most shots with my iphone are in focus from 0 to infinity. It's tough to get any bokeh in these shots, which is what the second lens aims to do and is seems to do it very well. And maybe the software has to come up to snuff on this, with all of the different variations in scenes I think it's going to take apple a while to tweak the software.
And yes, I know to use my equipment and do take a good shot (by my family that is)