Obama on Iphone 4

[readerbreader]

"Apple needs to fix this, but, uh, and, It's George Bushes fault"!!!

 

[bowlerman625]

I'm sure somebody out there thinks iPhone 4 problems are Bush's fault.

 

[LEStudios]

You've got to be kidding right? And if it were true, FOX News would create a soundbite of Obama admitting the antenna issue is his fault.

No it's BP's fault! Actually Gizmodo's fault!

 

[dallas112678]

No it's BP's fault! Actually Gizmodo's fault!

All of that is just a cover up, its really the crab peoples fault.

 

[Tom G.]

No, he would say "This is an unprecedented occurrence that we have never faced before, and it's all Bushes fault."

 

[Makaveliarts]

WTF?!?!

EDIT: This is kind of a funny thread actually.

"My fellow Americans, today we stand here, plaugued by atrocity, the faulty iPhone 4 antennae signal stength issues are tearing this country apart, and our one and only favorite fruit company must do something about it or Americans everywhere will continue to suffer from this horrible tragedy. We are pleading with you, oh great one, Mr. Jobs, for something must be done about this speedily, surely, and swiftly. Prompt and succinct action is demanded for the continued well being of all our iPhone-toting citizens here in the great land of our forefathers. Our signal may be dying, but our resolve is still strong. We shall prevail!"

Or... President Obama calling Jobs a Jackass

 

[yankintx]

No, he would say "This is an unprecedented occurrence that we have never faced before, and it's all Bushes fault."

just another thing he can blame on Bush... What a bufoon!

 

[pitt1717]

actually, it will show his stimulus plan worked and created 1 new job..... the iphone tsar.

whats funny is all the people bashing him now.... i remember like its yesterday, this joke was able to part water and people looked at him like he was already bronzed.... i'm just glad the cool aid is wearing off

 

[bigtrip]

I heard Sarah Palin is pissed. Before the 4.01 update she used to be able to see 5 bars from her house.

 

[CocoaPuffs]

It was a joke, based on this...

YouTube Video

I guess this is a "current events" fail.

Buddy, the point was, did your caption look like it fit the image?

 

[Ars Diaboli]

This just in: Obama has just finished a impromptu cabinet meeting. He has announced a special call for Apple to set aside $20 billion to cover the anguish of, and lost jobs, caused by the iPhone 4 reception fiasco. He has also appointed a special prosecutor to examine the case and see if anyone's rights were abused. The $20 billion fund will be given to the Democratic National Committee for administration.

On another front, Obama has announced a new industry oversight board comprised of 12 Democrats and 6 Republicans to nationalize the wireless communications industry.

 

[bluenoise]

Buddy, the point was, did your caption look like it fit the image?

I was thinking it looked a lot like Malia talking to her father, Barrack Obama. Did it look like something else to you? I was simply replacing her actual words, "Did you plug the hole, yet, Daddy?" with a joke about the antenna.

Man, no joke should need this much explanation.

 

[shadrap]

He is going to seize Apple's funds and redistribute to the poor iPhone owners. This will cause a bail out and the Government will own Apple.

 

[TheAppleGeek]

I read that he will be making a statement? Does anyone know at what time? Will it be on fox news?

'Twas a joke.

 

[stlredbird]

Obama: I will sign a declaration to get all iPhone 4s recalled!

1 year later: Still no recall.

Only 920 more days of this

What happens in 920 days? Republicans actually start working for their constituents and things finally get done?

 

[gregnauman]

Who was President when the iPhone first launched?

And it used to be a good phone and now it is not

Just kidding they are both idiots in my book.

RON PAUL, RESTORE THE REPUBLIC

 

[Apple-NoEscape]

WTF?!?!

EDIT: This is kind of a funny thread actually.

"My fellow Americans, today we stand here, plaugued by atrocity, the faulty iPhone 4 antennae signal stength issues are tearing this country apart, and our one and only favorite fruit company must do something about it or Americans everywhere will continue to suffer from this horrible tragedy. We are pleading with you, oh great one, Mr. Jobs, for something must be done about this speedily, surely, and swiftly. Prompt and succinct action is demanded for the continued well being of all our iPhone-toting citizens here in the great land of our forefathers. Our signal may be dying, but our resolve is still strong. We shall prevail!"

I read that in George bushe's voice.

 

[-aggie-]

actually, it will show his stimulus plan worked and created 1 new job..... the iphone tsar.

whats funny is all the people bashing him now.... i remember like its yesterday, this joke was able to part water and people looked at him like he was already bronzed.... i'm just glad the cool aid is wearing off

For Steve?

 

[raj9103]

you're just as dumb as the other OP of the thread hoping obama was going to make a statement.

 

[dcsatt]

just another thing he can blame on Bush... What a bufoon!

Get your heads out of the Fox News punch bowl.
There is no valid argument against the fact that the current state of our nation is due to mistakes made by the last administration. Maybe you can blame Obama for not fixing things according to your schedule, but you certainly can't blame him for causing the problems.

 

[Sgt93]

He would blame Bush for the Antenna issues

 

[topmounter]

400,000 census workers, 400,000 rolls of Scotch tape...

nuff said.