Wherefore art thou 32GB iPhone? I sit here with your 8GB cousin. "Oh, I can deal," I thought when I scooped it up. Surely I can live comfortably within 8GB if I just manage my music right. Well, actually 7.08GB, but who's counting? Then you come out with your fancy App Store. And I can sync photos on the phone. I only have 5GB in my iPhoto Library. Ah, and you tempt me with the "best video iPod ever" mish mash. Darn you videos for looking so good! So I sit here, little 8GB iPhone, with so much to use and so little space to do it in. Even when I tried to jam that DVD into your earphone jack, you resisted. iPhone, you must grow. What do we want? (32GB iPhone!) When do we want it? (TIMMY!!!!) Surgeon general's warning: don't let journalists post at 4:40 in the a.m. after a long Friday night. They go muy loco.