LOL. True. But I'm kind of stuck. On the other hand my 16+ years on Sprint enabled a no money down upgrade for my wife and me to an iPhone 6 128GB (hers) and an iPhone 6+ 128GB (mine).
Just luck. That's also not a request Sprint would have honored. In any case, it had to be shipped to the store as they did not have one in stock. My wife had her phone a full week before I did, but I only jailbroke hers last Monday (she has 8.1.1).