Omg Help!!!!!!caffiene Poisoning!!!!!!

[J&JPolangin]

...and I thought this thread would be about "how do I trick apple into giving me a new MBP after I spilt my soda, coffee, etc... into the keyboard...

 

[chrislaw]

the exact same thing happened to me in college.

I'm afraid there is really only one answer as the caffeine must leave your system immediately.

The quickest and most effective way is via enema...

act quickly! and for the love of God plz turn off your isight camera before attempting.

God speed.

 

[toxictrix]

I'm feeling better... my heart does not feel like it will explode anymore... and no, you may not have my computer, because I am not dead. (yet)

Well this thread fails now...

 

[Schtumple]

echo
echo


echo

I love this

All aboard the soul train baby, we be heading for the wasteland!

Pic related, it's the wasteland.

Wait, wut?

 

[motownflip]

I can't believe this made two pages and I helped add to this garbage. I feel dirty.

 

[bruleke]

I'm feeling better... my heart does not feel like it will explode anymore... and no, you may not have my computer, because I am not dead. (yet)

So... which advice did you follow?
The "rest and sleep" advice or the "do a blow_job and lie" advice?

Ahahah

 

[geoffreak]

... and this has to do with a MBP how?

 

[airplaneman]

I accidentally left my iSight on through my alchohol free party (I'm 14) and reviewing the video, I realized I had 7 Mountain Dew Voltages over 8 hours, all of them the bottle size. I'm starting to think I have caffiene poisoning, because I feel like a kid with ADHD and my heart hurts. PLEASE tell me how to get 750mg of caffiene out of my system! I am not overweight and play tennis for 2 hours every day. HELP!!!!! And no drug cures, either.

that explains why you posted this on a mbp thread. at least post it under hardware/isight...

 

[steve2112]

This is why there should be an 18 or under section. Wasteland.

So, would that be the Baba O' Riley section? Ya know, since it would be a teenage wasteland?


Sorry, it had to be done.

 

[spaceboots06]

Dude, I downed half a liter of Goose then smoked half a pack of cigarettes backwards by accident. I recorded it all and put it on Facebook, and everyone thought it was cool.

 

[Schtumple]

Why is this thread still alive?!?

Where are the mods...??

I didn't realise the MR London picnic was today???

 

[0098386]

A lot of water. Maybe a shower. Lie down. Watch something on your iPod or PSP or something up close so that when the sugar crash comes you wont need to move.

Although I can only imagine how your bladder feels right about now .

 

[Melrose]

Water only, loads of it.

Bingo.

I once had so much caffeine I thought my heart was going to explode. I literally could not sit still and was shaking like mad. It's hell, but it'll fade in an hour or so and then you'll just feel like crap for a while.

Water.

 

[bruleke]

Bingo.

I once had so much caffeine I thought my heart was going to explode. I literally could not sit still and was shaking like mad. It's hell, but it'll fade in an hour or so and then you'll just feel like crap for a while.

Water.

Thats it!
And, of course... do that thing called "blow_job". It will drain your energy out

 

[Schtumple]

Thats it!
And, of course... do that thing called "blow_job". It will drain your energy out

Not sure if it's energy that will be coming out...

 

[bruleke]

Not sure if it's energy that will be coming out...

ahaha
You know... sometimes I just come here to laugh
funny, funny, funny!

 

[bartelby]

So, would that be the Baba O' Riley section? Ya know, since it would be a teenage wasteland?


Sorry, it had to be done.

Well played Sir.
Would have been better without the explanation though...

 

[rdowns]

I accidentally left my iSight on through my alchohol free party (I'm 14)

2 pages and no one is calling the little perv on his hidden camera?

 

[steve2112]

Well played Sir.
Would have been better without the explanation though...

I debated on that one. I know we have a bunch of youngsters around, though, and they might not know the reference.

It's amazing how many people think the name of that song is Teenage Wasteland.

 

[gillboyswims96]

Dude looks like you might die...

+1

hahaha