Omg Help!!!!!!caffiene Poisoning!!!!!!

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  1. w00t951 macrumors 68000

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    I accidentally left my iSight on through my alchohol free party (I'm 14) and reviewing the video, I realized I had 7 Mountain Dew Voltages over 8 hours, all of them the bottle size. I'm starting to think I have caffiene poisoning, because I feel like a kid with ADHD and my heart hurts. PLEASE tell me how to get 750mg of caffiene out of my system! I am not overweight and play tennis for 2 hours every day. HELP!!!!! And no drug cures, either.
     
  2. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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    You have to let it cycle through your system. Drink lots of water and just rest. You may not sleep but you should rest.
     
  3. jmann macrumors 604

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    Drink water. :) I helps clean toxins from your body.
     
  4. jav6454 macrumors P6

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  6. adamfishercox macrumors 6502

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    I'm just curious how you decided to file this under "MacBook Pro, Powerbook."
     
  7. MacDawg macrumors P6

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    Duh... he left his iSight on ;)

    Woof, Woof - Dawg [​IMG]
     
  8. toxictrix macrumors 6502a

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  9. macjay macrumors 6502

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    Sounds like you're experiencing the effects of ginseng, in addition to the caffeine.

    Just ride it out with water and/or fresh vegetable juice (if you have a health food store nearby) and you'll be fine.
     
  10. MWPULSE macrumors 6502a

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    i've had quite a hefty amount more than 750mg of caffiene in less than 8 hours.. approximately 1500mg i guess. half a pack of pro-plus (12 tabs /100mg each) and a bottle of redbull in my first year at uni.. proceeded to then go out drinking (bad idea!) couldnt sleep for quite a while after..

    You will be alright lol :) drink water, rest/lie down.. eventually you will crash and sleep for like 18hours haha!! :)

    Cool little website for future reference?? i think :p
    http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine
    PTP
     
  11. reallynotnick macrumors 6502a

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    Can I have your MBP once you pass away?


    Someone please move/close this thread....
     
  12. panzer06 macrumors 68030

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    Definitely wasteland material...
     
  13. Panzo macrumors 6502

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    when you forget the punchline to any joke, all you have to say is...

    Micheal Jackson
     
  14. NewMacbookPlz macrumors 68040

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    Funny thread...

    Now if you spilled 8 cans on your MBP, that'd make a thread!

    /wasteland me thinks.
     
  15. mikes70mustang macrumors 68000

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    This is why there should be an 18 or under section. Wasteland.
     
  16. Sean Dempsey macrumors 68000

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    You are overloaded on stimulant. You need a depressant now.

    Smoke a cigarette.
     
  17. TuffLuffJimmy macrumors G3

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    nicotine is a stimulant. :rolleyes:

    It's safe to say the OP is dead since there's been no reply. Oh well. That'll teach kids these days to abuse drugs, no matter how readily available it is.
     
  18. bruleke macrumors 6502

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    Dude, your signature is the best!
    "MacAroni"
    ahaha!

    BTW, to the OP: Drink loads of water, lie on your bed while listening to a piano song to relax, do a blow_job and then, erase this thread!
    [:)]
     
  19. r.j.s Moderator emeritus

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    Rookie.

    I used to drink a 12-cup pot of coffee before lunch, and a good half a pot after.
     
  20. TuffLuffJimmy macrumors G3

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    Am I missing something? Do you mean what you just said?
     
  21. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    At between a quart and a gallon in an hour, you start having water poisoning.

    Much more fun that feeling like crap and shaking.
     
  22. bruleke macrumors 6502

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    Yes :D
    That is it!

    He has too much energy!
    Let him free all that energy naturally !:p
     
  23. xilni macrumors member

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    Ya I came to this thread thinking he poured 8 cups of coffee on his MBP.
     
  24. NewMacbookPlz macrumors 68040

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  25. w00t951 thread starter macrumors 68000

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    I'm feeling better... my heart does not feel like it will explode anymore... and no, you may not have my computer, because I am not dead. (yet)
     

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