beatsme said:
come to West Virginia. You'll
fit right in 
Not in England:
A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for
12 months by a judge. D. G. H., 45, was arrested by police
after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull
terrier, called Badger, having sex with him the side of a road in
Huddersfield, east Yorkshire. Prosecutor Ben Crosland said couple had
stopped to help because they thought H. was attacked by the animal.
But when they got closer they saw that he had trousers round his ankles,
was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.
The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to
him, said Mr Crosland. The couple were offended and sickened by what
they saw.
Another passing motorist contacted the police and H. was arrested as
he walked with the dog down the road. H., of East View, Marsh,
Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to
me. He tried to rape me."
He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added 'The dog
pulled my trousers down.'
H., who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12
months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public
decency. His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because
of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly
embarrassed.
Jailing him Judge Alistair McCallum told H. "Never before in my time
at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who
voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public
highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an
absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to
witness."
