iPhone has officially taken over my life.
I have planned my whole Friday/weekend:
1) Wear best clothes, shave and make myself look ultra tidy to make good impression to iPhone.
2) Wash car so that iPhone goes home in style.
3) Lay out special place for iPhone to sleep the night before.
4) Go to work early so that I can leave at 3:30pm (self employed contractor so don't want to take the day off).
5) Drive like a complete loon to Meadowhall.
6) Bring catheter so don't have to go to toilet whilst queuing.
7) Wait for 2 hours.
8) Buy iPhone.
9) Ignore wife and kids for next 60 hours whilst gaze lovingly at iPhone.
Sorted
lmao wear best clothes to make a good impression hahaha