That's disgusting, he looks like chicken gizzards or sweetbreads or something.
I don't have a problem opening my MBP but I usually use the menu to put it to sleep and I don't close it except at night. In the morning I have no idea what happens, I wake it up and plug it in and attach a portable drive for Time Machine to do its thing while I have my coffee. Being half-asleep minimizes any problems, I guess!