don't get me wrong, i am as eager as anybody else here to get my

Watch - ss 42mm bsb, ordered on 10th, xx:03 with confirmation 4/24-5/8 and still processing... But let's try to be honest and get back to the real world!
What's wrong with all these confirmation dates at all? They are all truthful and stating the obvious. If one gets a delivery window (let's say like mine), that means it can arrive anytime between 4/24 and 5/8; and if it says june, than june it will be (or earlier). Today is apr 28th and still in the early phase of that 4/24-5/8 delivery window. So what do we all complain about?!?

Let's rewind for a while and think about all these people in the factories and at the apple stores and online doing their utmost to satisfy our requests. We pay hundreds of $$$/ for luxury and can't wait another day? C'mon!!!!!
Agree, communication by apple hq gives room for improvement. But on the other hand, it makes apple a bit more "human" again and shows that even an almost trillion $ company is not perfect.
What about getting back to work and just be happy if one day this ups/dhl guy shows up with this magic watch which is so much going to change our lives