I slipped on a wet curb and came down (not very hard) on top of my laptop bag. My MacBook was totally fine, but my 2 day old rMini wasn't so lucky 
It was in a smart case, in a padded laptop bag, under my MBP. The force somehow transferred through my MacBook to the Mini without harming the MacBook at all. There's no external damage at all on the Mini, not that that really matters at this point. Interestingly enough, the working part of the screen seems to have reverted to non-retina:
I'm headed to the genius bar later today to see what Apple will do. I'm hoping they'll take pity on my clumsiness

It was in a smart case, in a padded laptop bag, under my MBP. The force somehow transferred through my MacBook to the Mini without harming the MacBook at all. There's no external damage at all on the Mini, not that that really matters at this point. Interestingly enough, the working part of the screen seems to have reverted to non-retina:

I'm headed to the genius bar later today to see what Apple will do. I'm hoping they'll take pity on my clumsiness