Hmm. So what would a pirate do with a whole ship full of Cola syrup? I know!
Get the Ninjas over and have a slumber party!
I've heard of this bloke who is able to drink any bottle of coke and identify where in the world it was produced. All the bottling factories use local water, which all tastes slightly differently. Apparently. After many years of practice no doubt.
Is he as popular at the dentist as this guy?