Oh yeah we used to have one of those things. We threw our coats on it. It’s good for hanging purses and hats on, too.
And that attitude is why my Apple Watch is always so deeply disappointed in me. It never quite tells me off. It just sighs and says we will try again tomorrow.
And that is the problem with Apple and their approach to my fitness. They’re too polite.
It’s like having some perky cheerleader/life coach trying to coax me into moving. “Come on dear, you can do it…that’s it, just stand up and you’ll be closer to your stand goal”. (And why does it always tell me that when I’m sitting on the toilet? Or that one time a year my butt is actually in a seat at a church…and everyone is praying and everyone’s Apple Watches all go off simultaneously telling us to stand.)
Anyway, I don’t need a cheerleader or a polite life coach. I need a drill sergeant. I need a fitness watch that will tell me “Get off your lazy bum, you chunky wench! Those donuts aren’t going to work themselves off your lard a…..”.
Come on Google, you know you want to make that quirky watch that will tell me off! Do it! I dare you!