Well, if it keeps you happy, Dan Riccio - also been there since the late 90s - was right next to Ive and the team when they designed the latest MBP...
https://www.apple.com/uk/leadership/dan-riccio/
So again, I can say with confidence the same team knows what it's doing.
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If you use it for a few days you'll find that it's actually faster, more precise and easier to type on. Any experience far from that, and you're almost certainly an exceptional case. Changes to the keyboard aren't made lightly, and when a company like Apple goes with a new design like this you can bet it's been well tested and received by groups of people who came to the conclusion that yes, it was better more times than it was voted 'not'.
Personally though, why don't you buy a Lenovo? Their keyboards still use older, more familiar technology and I'm sure there's lots of other forums that agree with you though?