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Most of my stuff is X rated....I did fart while running on the treadmill....."oops"...cranked up the iPod and kept running.
Someone did that on the treadmill in front of me. I couldn't pick who did it and there was no noise but man did it smell
my odds were on the old lady
Someone did that on the treadmill in front of me. I couldn't pick who did it and there was no noise but man did it smell
LOL! That must smell bad
I did not do it on purpose. I was pushing myself pretty hard endurance and speed wise. Just kinda worked itself out....HELLO! Did not stink, but I am sure it sounded like a buzzsaw.
I have been gassed continuously by people on the cross-trainers. I no longer do my pre-treadmill warm-up over there. Must be a elipticle/cross-trainer/stairmaster thing...
I have been gassed continuously by people on the cross-trainers. I no longer do my pre-treadmill warm-up over there. Must be a elipticle/cross-trainer/stairmaster thing...
Ok so about a year ago i went to FIDM to take a placement test.
When you get off the elevator into the lobby there are a few couches and
on the right there was a room with a very large table and u were clearly able
to see in there because the whole wall that separated the lobby from that
room were very large windows besides the door....so that day there were
probably 8 other people there to also take their placement test most of them
which came with their parents and so was I and to top it off there were
probably 10 more people in the lobby to handle other business.
So i was taken into the room with the other 8 people to take our test
and as we were all done we were all talking waiting for the advisor to come
and take our test, well i was continuously flirting with this very beautiful girl
next to me and she seemed interested as well.
Well since i was the closest to the door the advisor came in and excused me
first and as soon as i tell the girl bye and she says she hopes to see me
around i smoothly try to get up from my chair and walk out while smiling at
her, sucks i did forgot exactly what direction the door was and BAM! i slam
fully body pressed into the window...in that split second i heard everyone in
the room (even the advisor) begin to try and hold in their laughs, and as
soon as i get myself together i walk out the door into the lobby and
i guess everyone had seen and heard me slam into the window because they
were all looking at me and smiling....
way to impress a girl huh?
When you get off the elevator into the lobby there are a few couches and
on the right there was a room with a very large table and u were clearly able
to see in there because the whole wall that separated the lobby from that
room were very large windows besides the door....so that day there were
probably 8 other people there to also take their placement test most of them
which came with their parents and so was I and to top it off there were
probably 10 more people in the lobby to handle other business.
So i was taken into the room with the other 8 people to take our test
and as we were all done we were all talking waiting for the advisor to come
and take our test, well i was continuously flirting with this very beautiful girl
next to me and she seemed interested as well.
Well since i was the closest to the door the advisor came in and excused me
first and as soon as i tell the girl bye and she says she hopes to see me
around i smoothly try to get up from my chair and walk out while smiling at
her, sucks i did forgot exactly what direction the door was and BAM! i slam
fully body pressed into the window...in that split second i heard everyone in
the room (even the advisor) begin to try and hold in their laughs, and as
soon as i get myself together i walk out the door into the lobby and
i guess everyone had seen and heard me slam into the window because they
were all looking at me and smiling....
way to impress a girl huh?
I have had several. One Apple related even.
I had a white G3 iBook. I took my iBook into the Apple store because I was having problems with it. I waited for my name to be called by a genius, and when it was I hopped up on a stool and handed him my iBook. He opened it up and there was a huge black curly hair across the trackpad. LOL It was a hair from my standard poodle, but damned if it didnt look like a pube.
When I was in aviation school, I got a weekend job as a waitress for Hojos. They said I had to have a TB test and to call the county health clinic. I called and asked when the TB tests were given and she told me to come any Thursday (or whatever day I forget). So I show up on Thursday and go to sign in. They give me a number and I go to sit down. I tried sitting next to another girl and chatting with her. She just gave me a dirty look and got up and left. I felt really self conscience so I decided to try again to easy my hurt feelings. This time I sat down by a guy, he told me flat out to leave him alone. So I just sat by myself and waited. Finally they called my number and I went to a back room. The nurse came in with a robe and told me to take my pants and panties off. I was like "for a TB test?". She said, "no, today we are giving VD tests". Doh! LOL Here I was trying to chat up everyone sitting around waiting for a VD test.
I had a white G3 iBook. I took my iBook into the Apple store because I was having problems with it. I waited for my name to be called by a genius, and when it was I hopped up on a stool and handed him my iBook. He opened it up and there was a huge black curly hair across the trackpad. LOL It was a hair from my standard poodle, but damned if it didnt look like a pube.
When I was in aviation school, I got a weekend job as a waitress for Hojos. They said I had to have a TB test and to call the county health clinic. I called and asked when the TB tests were given and she told me to come any Thursday (or whatever day I forget). So I show up on Thursday and go to sign in. They give me a number and I go to sit down. I tried sitting next to another girl and chatting with her. She just gave me a dirty look and got up and left. I felt really self conscience so I decided to try again to easy my hurt feelings. This time I sat down by a guy, he told me flat out to leave him alone. So I just sat by myself and waited. Finally they called my number and I went to a back room. The nurse came in with a robe and told me to take my pants and panties off. I was like "for a TB test?". She said, "no, today we are giving VD tests". Doh! LOL Here I was trying to chat up everyone sitting around waiting for a VD test.
I still haven't gotten her back. She was expecting a quickstrike response but I haven't forgotten. I'm just waiting for the perfect opportunity.
Those are often times the best ones. Slow, but deadly..
cassie: Please tell me it the was moderately frosty glass that's impossible to identify people through...
My fiance and I were going to college. He lived with five other guys, but at any given time there would be one or two random guys that would stay there for the week. In order to see each other I would have to come over in the early morning between our two jobs and classes. It was that, or we couldnt see each other during the week. He started sleeping out on the couch because his roommate that shared a room with him started a graveyard shift and needed his sleep. One morning, before the sun came up, I had just let myself in to his apartment, and saw that his alarm clock was by the couch so that he wouldnt sleep through class. He hadnt been expecting me so I carefully walked through the pitch black apartment trying not to trip over anything. I wanted to surprise him with a wake up kiss, so I knelt down and started to kiss him. It was turning quite passionate when all of the sudden he went completely rigid. I sat up to see what was wrong and it wasnt my fiance at all. It was some random guy who had just happened to stay overnight. I thought I was going to die! All I could pathetically say was, Sorry, I thought you were my fiance. His reply Well, after he stopped laughing and could finally take a breath said Its all good.
From here:http://www.yourembarrassingmoments.com/story/it-wasnt-my-fiance-at-all.html
From here:http://www.yourembarrassingmoments.com/story/it-wasnt-my-fiance-at-all.html