I have had several. One Apple related even.
I had a white G3 iBook. I took my iBook into the Apple store because I was having problems with it. I waited for my name to be called by a genius, and when it was I hopped up on a stool and handed him my iBook. He opened it up and there was a huge black curly hair across the trackpad. LOL It was a hair from my standard poodle, but damned if it didnt look like a pube. 😱
When I was in aviation school, I got a weekend job as a waitress for Hojos. They said I had to have a TB test and to call the county health clinic. I called and asked when the TB tests were given and she told me to come any Thursday (or whatever day I forget). So I show up on Thursday and go to sign in. They give me a number and I go to sit down. I tried sitting next to another girl and chatting with her. She just gave me a dirty look and got up and left. I felt really self conscience so I decided to try again to easy my hurt feelings. This time I sat down by a guy, he told me flat out to leave him alone. So I just sat by myself and waited. Finally they called my number and I went to a back room. The nurse came in with a robe and told me to take my pants and panties off. I was like "for a TB test?". She said, "no, today we are giving VD tests". Doh! LOL Here I was trying to chat up everyone sitting around waiting for a VD test.