I was hoping for some fight stories :-(
I have one!
Instead of an Apple Store, I tried my luck at the nearest T-Mobile store. I got there about 6 AM (drove by at 1 AM, but no one was there yet), and another car was already parked. Eventually, he got out and so did I. We start talking about whatever and time flies by pretty quickly. Probably thirty minutes later, a very friendly African guy pulls up, greets us and goes to the back of the line (which was
maybe seventh out of a whopping total of probably twelve people by 8 AM). For some reason, the African guy has to go to the bank. We're all very friendly and keep his spot.
Then the douchecanoes show up.
They're both well past the age of 30, and were by far the most reserved of the group. They see the African guy come back from the bank and instantly, the douchecanoes are rowing their way to him. One of them starts yelling aggressively in his face, mostly calling him a jackass and how he has to go back to the line. Remember -- before they got here, everyone else was on board with keeping his spot. We're all basically rolling our eyes at this guy, but luckily a couple T-Mobile employees see it and threaten to call the cops.
Of course the douche stops then and myself and the first person in line go in immediately after.
Even better, the guy yelling in the guy's face goes up to the person who threatened police action, and "deeply apologized" for his actions. You could almost feel the unanimous eyeroll from the employees. It was hilarious. But him and his friend finally sit down and proceed to make fun of everyone in the store ahead of them.
Great people!