Absurd?
You really cannot determine if you want to keep a phone in a matter of a few days? If so, WHY NOT? You can say, "none of your business" and whatever other "absurd" retort you'd like, but the fact remains that a return policy for a device that will never be able to be sold as "NEW" again (if you return it) is pretty generous in the first place (regardless of how much time it is).
Ever bought shoes? You can try them on, wear them in the store, jump up and down... but once you leave the store, how often do they let you return them if they're worn?
And yes, most people are clinging to the return dates because of cosmetic "problems" and desire to swap to something else. If this purges that from the system, I am all for it.
If you are one of the FEW people who are in a coma or something for 29 days and need that 1 day out of the coma to evaluate the phone I apologize, but even a WEEK is plenty of time to decide if you want it or not.
If it's not, return it.
If you return it and regret doing so, buy another one.
You are not entitled to 30 days from the date you received the phone. It is 30 days from the date you PURCHASED it. If you purchased it on the 14th and didn't receive it until the 9th of the following month, guess what? You STILL have plenty of time to microscope it, bug all of your friends to scour it for defects, and charge it/battery test it MULTIPLE times.
There is literally no reason you need more than a handful of actual days with the device before you should not be able to return it.
Sowwy