Hm, I thought my wording made it clear or implied it what my real deal breakers are, the rest is nice to have optional.
Deal breakers are the ports, the butterfly keyboard and the touch bar.
The slots I miss the most are the missing SD-card reader, at least one legacy usb port and mag safe.
I could probably live without hdmi but the above ports are not easily replaceable for me.
If I travel and make pictures I just want to be able to put the card out and do it inside my laptop also the circumstance that I need a new cable to connect my Iphone 7 with my laptop is ridiculous.
I also write between 8-12 hours daily on my laptop and I can't do that in the same comfort as before on that keyboard. It is like jumping barefooded on concrete floor over and over again, it really physically hurts.
The ports are really no big deal. What it means is that you and every other user can now use those ports exactly how they need them. Previously Apple had to make a decision about what ports to include, and that meant that it was a compromise for everyone. For most peripherals, you don't actually need a dongle. You need a new cable. Or you need to carry a single adapter like the Digital AV adapter that Apple sells. It weighs about an ounce. Someone who carries a bag with a DSLR and everything that requires, plus a MBP with them really is stretching to complain about carrying a new adapter or two.
If you are typing so hard on the keyboard that it physically hurts, you should consider altering your technique. Typing is a learned skill just like everything else, and nobody who teaches proper typing form will teach you to type hard. Every good keyboard has a very subtle feedback mechanism built into the switch that indicates that the key has been fully depressed before bottoming out the key against the case. If you bang on the keyboard you will never feel that feedback mechanism. The Apple butterfly switches reward this typing style.
All of your complaints boil down to a resistance to change. It's always been tough to be an Apple customer long-term if you aren't willing to have things completely up-ended every few years.