Macrumors - "news and rumors you care about".
I definitely really care about the unboxing of a red iPhone on the front page. It's really as exciting as discovering all the different colors of M&Ms. I leave the blue M&Ms for last because they make your tongue blue. It must be a very slow day.
It must also be a VERY slow day for you too, if you've made a conscious decision to be here reading a story you don't care much for, AND commenting about that fact.
No malice, just pulling your leg; I hope that comes across well