Just got back from Apple. I went in and explained my story along with the 2.5 hours drive I had. The Apple Genius told me it would be $199 to replace as it was obviously personal damage. He then told my wife that he had to tell her something about the mall when he came back. He came back a few minutes later and handed me my new phone and said it was FREE

He then proceeded to tell my Wife there is a Tiffany's and a Burberry in the mall and that he was sure I would be happy to take her there LOL. What a great ending to a horrible day. I went to his manager and thanked him for the kindness and told him that the guy was great etc. One more reason why I love Apple.