Now that I think about it, I'm not going to be able to upgrade to a new phone out of necessity. I spent way too much on iPhones this year and I really am out too much money because of it.
Given the fact that I really don't like any of the iPhone 6s new features and that I hate iOS 9, I will permit myself to skip this phone entirely.
I would've disabled all the new features in this release anyway. I don't like anything about it. The 16GB isn't ideal but it's not treating me THAT bad.
I paid this entire phone balance and it's already unlocked. It's time to live with an iPhone for once.
See ya next year!