Reproductive Cycle?

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by skunk, Nov 14, 2007.

  1. skunk macrumors G4

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    Is this a Scottish thing?
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
     
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  3. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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    Yeah cuz I often drink, grab my bike, and do things like that. ;) Ok well I don't but I can't believe he has to be a registered sex offender for that crap.
     
  4. plumosa macrumors regular

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    what I don't get is how its a crime when he was doing it in his own private room. I mean, really who cares? Does the bicycle feel violated? I think not. How is this different than jerking off into a sock or using a sex doll?
     
  5. skunk thread starter macrumors G4

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    More importantly, did the bicycle consent?
     
  6. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    How do we know though? Has anyone spoke to the bike?

    Give the guy a brake, we shouldn't be peddling stories like this around... :rolleyes:
     
  7. JNB macrumors 604

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    It could only if it was over 21 (-inch wheels).
    But wait a minute. Isn't he now a protected class? You know, a bi(cycle)sexual?
     
  8. gauchogolfer macrumors 603

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    I bet he was framed.
     
  9. plumosa macrumors regular

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    pun-tastic!
     
  10. skunk thread starter macrumors G4

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    A woman needs a fish like a man needs a bicycle.
     
  11. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    You think? I reckon he was just out for a wheelie good time – whatever rings your bell, I suppose. It's just a pity he wasn't able to raleigh a bit more support for himself...

    I'll never tyre of them. ;)
     
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  13. CalBoy macrumors 604

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    This is just too much. The number of puns that can be had with this are just countless.:p

    I suppose that's why you shouldn't drink while riding your bike.
     
  14. MartyMoe macrumors regular

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    Couldn't have spoke better myself.

    We had better gear up for some more.
     
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    Was he wearing protection......at least a helmet?

    That's the only reason I can think of for the police to be involved......to give the man a ticket for riding that bike hard without a helmet.
     
  16. xsedrinam macrumors 601

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    If they have Schwinns, that'll raise more Ayr.
     
  17. JNB macrumors 604

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    Best Wayne & Garth: "Schwinnn!"
     
  18. zap2 macrumors 604

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    Isn't this just like using a sex toy? Its a bike, he is using it to masturbate with...how is that a crime?
     
  19. CanadaRAM macrumors G5

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    Actually, I don't think it ever spoke.
     
  20. xsedrinam macrumors 601

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    Since he was inebriated, he must not handlebars, well.
     
  21. CalBoy macrumors 604

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    I think it was because it was in public;)

    Yes indeed. I believe the officer who caught him had to brake them up.
     
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    We really need IJ to stop by this thread.

    Before it goes totally down the tubes.
     
  23. dukebound85 macrumors P6

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    says he was in his room right?
     
  24. yg17 macrumors G5

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    How do you even have sex with a bike? Where the hell do you put it?
     
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