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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by skunk, Nov 14, 2007.
Is this a Scottish thing?
Awesome thread title.
Yeah cuz I often drink, grab my bike, and do things like that. Ok well I don't but I can't believe he has to be a registered sex offender for that crap.
what I don't get is how its a crime when he was doing it in his own private room. I mean, really who cares? Does the bicycle feel violated? I think not. How is this different than jerking off into a sock or using a sex doll?
More importantly, did the bicycle consent?
How do we know though? Has anyone spoke to the bike?
Give the guy a brake, we shouldn't be peddling stories like this around...
It could only if it was over 21 (-inch wheels).
But wait a minute. Isn't he now a protected class? You know, a bi(cycle)sexual?
I bet he was framed.
A woman needs a fish like a man needs a bicycle.
You think? I reckon he was just out for a wheelie good time – whatever rings your bell, I suppose. It's just a pity he wasn't able to raleigh a bit more support for himself...
I'll never tyre of them.
I'm not too sure this is a first.
This is just too much. The number of puns that can be had with this are just countless.
I suppose that's why you shouldn't drink while riding your bike.
Couldn't have spoke better myself.
We had better gear up for some more.
Was he wearing protection......at least a helmet?
That's the only reason I can think of for the police to be involved......to give the man a ticket for riding that bike hard without a helmet.
If they have Schwinns, that'll raise more Ayr.
Best Wayne & Garth: "Schwinnn!"
Isn't this just like using a sex toy? Its a bike, he is using it to masturbate with...how is that a crime?
Actually, I don't think it ever spoke.
Since he was inebriated, he must not handlebars, well.
I think it was because it was in public
Yes indeed. I believe the officer who caught him had to brake them up.
We really need IJ to stop by this thread.
Before it goes totally down the tubes.
says he was in his room right?
How do you even have sex with a bike? Where the hell do you put it?
^^^ Think different.